The Simp Bible...

[Disciple of the Projects]

That's not simping. You gotta take a chance. I remember chasing my fair lady while paying no attention to women who used to flirt with me or turning down women who would ask to hang out. I can't lie, its a rush.

And that feeling you feel is regret, which is okay to feel when dealing love lost.

 

[Taadow]

That's not simping. You gotta take a chance. I remember chasing my fair lady while paying no attention to women who used to flirt with me or turning down women who would ask to hang out. I can't lie, its a rush.

And that feeling you feel is regret, which is okay to feel when dealing love lost.

Book Acts of Suicide King - Chapter 1 Verse 18:

"I am the way, the simp, and the life. No one can come to Keisha unless through me."

 

[Disciple of the Projects]

 

[Suicide King]

Wow.

I guess he knew she liked Jordans.

 

[Taadow]

GYOT DAMN...

He shoulda kept them shoes for himself...look at them chits he got on...

 

[MooseMouthMthafuga]

From the book of @No_bammer_weed

chapter 5 Verse 49



And on the days when his lusts were to be fulfilled, Sharice looked up and said: No_bammer_weed, thou hast gifted me with fine things, and has harkened unto my voice for 3 hours at a time on the phone. Im so glad to have thou as a FRIEND. Like my Big Brother. Myself and other harlots shall be embarking unto a homosexual nightclub filled with sodomites. You will be embarking with us, because thou aren't homophobic. You are a real man.
In which no_bammer_weed replied: "I respect that. And I respect you, Lil Sis" And put on his finest garments, and went to pick them up.

No Bammer is that breh, but this is some of the funniest shyt I have EVER read on the net or anywhere else.nikka I got tears in my eyes right now

 

[Camile.Bidan]

damn....this could have been a legendary thread.

But the capes came in here quicker than flying bullet and ruined the fun.

 

[havoc]

From the book of @No_bammer_weed

chapter 5 Verse 49



And on the days when his lusts were to be fulfilled, Sharice looked up and said: No_bammer_weed, thou hast gifted me with fine things, and has harkened unto my voice for 3 hours at a time on the phone. Im so glad to have thou as a FRIEND. Like my Big Brother. Myself and other harlots shall be embarking unto a homosexual nightclub filled with sodomites. You will be embarking with us, because thou aren't homophobic. You are a real man.
In which no_bammer_weed replied: "I respect that. And I respect you, Lil Sis" And put on his finest garments, and went to pick them up.

 

[SemiEnlightenedBum]

GYOT DAMN...

He shoulda kept them shoes for himself...look at them chits he got on...

there are 5 coli postas minimum rocking those right now..

 

[LionofJudah]

No Bammer is that breh, but this is some of the funniest shyt I have EVER read on the net or anywhere else.nikka I got tears in my eyes right now

The whole shyt is funny, but at 'put on his finest garments' it was over.

 

[The Burger King]

and the voices of women, crying out for a helpmate of their own, reached heaven. God, hearing their cries for a sensitive man who listens, created @Willstyles . A man short in stature yet large in his feelings. And he listened to hoes, and was a helpmate and friend to all women who boosted their egos and made them feel good...so they can come back home recharged to fukk a real nikka

 

[The Burger King]

Still probably said "no" and probably ended up giving 'em to the guy who she's fukkin.

 

[The God Poster]

Y'all gotta explain something to me tho...If since I was a young teenager Ive had healthy experiences with the opposite sex (some great; some awful), then why do I need to have this bitter, maladjusted outlook on all women being evil and impossible to develop things with? Y'all gotta help me out...if I've had little problem having sex with or loving women all my life, then what do I have to be so mad for?

So, if Im polying with a female, and we're having a dope time, do I need to go on some random hate-fueled rant about "the whores of instagram and FB" with spit flying outta my mouth in order to be a "real nikka"? When Im out with my peoples, and we're having a good time, do I need to stop what we're doing and whine about how the "sodomites" are taking over the world, and explain in very graphic detail how much I hate specific acts of man-on-man sex? Do I need to cry about "scandal" more for no reason?

I thought for real nikkas that were out here gettin it and enjoying life, there were 99 problems but a bytch was never one? Seems like y'all are having a lot of problems tho. Y'all gotta help me understand this miserable swag y'all on.

The fact u responded withva novel proves u lost.

Just as soft as that houston team you stan

 

[AITheAnswerAI]

From the book of @No_bammer_weed

chapter 5 Verse 49



And on the days when his lusts were to be fulfilled, Sharice looked up and said: No_bammer_weed, thou hast gifted me with fine things, and has harkened unto my voice for 3 hours at a time on the phone. Im so glad to have thou as a FRIEND. Like my Big Brother. Myself and other harlots shall be embarking unto a homosexual nightclub filled with sodomites. You will be embarking with us, because thou aren't homophobic. You are a real man.
In which no_bammer_weed replied: "I respect that. And I respect you, Lil Sis" And put on his finest garments, and went to pick them up.

I can't believed I missed this COMEDY

 

[Demon]

LOL he was going for that oscar