The Simp Bible...

[chkmeout]

From the book of @No_bammer_weed

chapter 5 Verse 49



And on the days when his lusts were to be fulfilled, Sharice looked up and said: No_bammer_weed, thou hast gifted me with fine things, and has harkened unto my voice for 3 hours at a time on the phone. Im so glad to have thou as a FRIEND. Like my Big Brother. Myself and other harlots shall be embarking unto a homosexual nightclub filled with sodomites. You will be embarking with us, because thou aren't homophobic. You are a real man.
In which no_bammer_weed replied: "I respect that. And I respect you, Lil Sis" And put on his finest garments, and went to pick them up.

 

[No_bammer_weed]

From the book of @No_bammer_weed

chapter 5 Verse 49



And on the days when his lusts were to be fulfilled, Sharice looked up and said: No_bammer_weed, thou hast gifted me with fine things, and has harkened unto my voice for 3 hours at a time on the phone. Im so glad to have thou as a FRIEND. Like my Big Brother. Myself and other harlots shall be embarking unto a homosexual nightclub filled with sodomites. You will be embarking with us, because thou aren't homophobic. You are a real man.
In which no_bammer_weed replied: "I respect that. And I respect you, Lil Sis" And put on his finest garments, and went to pick them up.

Y'all gotta explain something to me tho...If since I was a young teenager Ive had healthy experiences with the opposite sex (some great; some awful), then why do I need to have this bitter, maladjusted outlook on all women being evil and impossible to develop things with? Y'all gotta help me out...if I've had little problem having sex with or loving women all my life, then what do I have to be so mad for?

So, if Im polying with a female, and we're having a dope time, do I need to go on some random hate-fueled rant about "the whores of instagram and FB" with spit flying outta my mouth in order to be a "real nikka"? When Im out with my peoples, and we're having a good time, do I need to stop what we're doing and whine about how the "sodomites" are taking over the world, and explain in very graphic detail how much I hate specific acts of man-on-man sex? Do I need to cry about "scandal" more for no reason?

I thought for real nikkas that were out here gettin it and enjoying life, there were 99 problems but a bytch was never one? Seems like y'all are having a lot of problems tho. Y'all gotta help me understand this miserable swag y'all on.

 

[Just like bruddas]

do me next!

 

[Diondon]

 

[MrFettuccinnePockets]

From the book of @No_bammer_weed

chapter 5 Verse 49



And on the days when his lusts were to be fulfilled, Sharice looked up and said: No_bammer_weed, thou hast gifted me with fine things, and has harkened unto my voice for 3 hours at a time on the phone. Im so glad to have thou as a FRIEND. Like my Big Brother. Myself and other harlots shall be embarking unto a homosexual nightclub filled with sodomites. You will be embarking with us, because thou aren't homophobic. You are a real man.
In which no_bammer_weed replied: "I respect that. And I respect you, Lil Sis" And put on his finest garments, and went to pick them up.

*Pop locks in revolving door*

 

[Kenny West]

 

[posterchild336]

Y'all gotta explain something to me tho...If since I was a young teenager Ive had healthy experiences with the opposite sex (some great; some awful), then why do I need to have this bitter, maladjusted outlook on all women being evil and impossible to develop things with? Y'all gotta help me out...if I've had little problem having sex with or loving women all my life, then what do I have to be so mad for?

So, if Im polying with a female, and we're having a dope time, do I need to go on some random hate-fueled rant about "the whores of instagram and FB" with spit flying outta my mouth in order to be a "real nikka"? When Im out with my peoples, and we're having a good time, do I need to stop what we're doing and whine about how the "sodomites" are taking over the world, and explain in very graphic detail how much I hate specific acts of man-on-man sex? Do I need to cry about "scandal" more for no reason?

I thought for real nikkas that were out here gettin it and enjoying life, there were 99 problems but a bytch was never one? Seems like y'all are having a lot of problems tho. Y'all gotta help me understand this miserable swag y'all on.

I swear some of these dudes just post for daps...if they are like 15 year olds ..its expected because its a ego thing..but as a grown man to act like women are the worst things to walk the planet and we should spit on them is concerning to me...I never seen a bunch of bitter men in one spot until I came on the coli...shyt is like dontdatehimgirl.com for men...

grown ass men talking about simp bible and making bible verses what part of the game is that?!

 

[MrFettuccinnePockets]

@No_bammer_weed cool but that shyt is sig worthy.


Im in tears.

 

[MekaCatt]

@No_bammer_weed cool but that shyt is sig worthy.


Im in tears.

Me too

 

[Mr. Pink]

I never seen a bunch of bitter men in one spot until I came on the coli...shyt is like dontdatehimgirl.com for men...

Ain't that the truth. One common denominator you see in all of the "militants" here(for one cause or another) is that they are all very bitter and hateful.

I've been constantly checking the Coli for almost 2 years and I've never seen the OP ever make a positive thread, never share something genuinely useful or any real insight. All he does is post non stop vitriol at one thing or another under the guise of racial solidarity.

 

[LionofJudah]

Ain't that the truth. One common denominator you see in all of the "militants" here(for one cause or another) is that they are all very bitter and hateful.

I've been constantly checking the Coli for almost 2 years and I've never seen the OP ever make a positive thread, never share something genuinely useful or any real insight. All he does is post non stop vitriol at one thing or another under the guise of racial solidarity.

^^^^
And here comes Satan.

 

[Mr. Pink]

^^^^
And here comes Satan.

That he does, that he does...

 

[DemureNatural]

I swear some of these dudes just post for daps...if they are like 15 year olds ..its expected because its a ego thing..but as a grown man to act like women are the worst things to walk the planet and we should spit on them is concerning to me...I never seen a bunch of bitter men in one spot until I came on the coli...shyt is like dontdatehimgirl.com for men...

grown ass men talking about simp bible and making bible verses what part of the game is that?!

Welcome to the coli! There are some mature, honest men on here (you seem to be one of them), but you don't see them as often as the man children...and I do think that this is partly just entertainment for some if not most

 

[TheFemalePerspective]

From the book of 'Disciples of the Prophet'

Book VI Chapter 666:

"Thou has led me astray; I was pure until the white devil injected my veins with his filth. My tears hath flown like the river Nile. I was never supposed to become a sodomite, but I couldn't stop him from putting it in my butthole, butthole.Nay, this was never meant to pass, but alas.. I am a mere mortal who cannot stop destiny."

 

[Disciple of the Projects]

From the book of 'Disciples of the Prophet'

Book VI Chapter 666:

"Thou has led me astray; I was pure until the white devil injected my veins with his filth. My tears hath flown like the river Nile. I was never supposed to become a sodomite, but I couldn't stop him from putting it in my butthole, butthole.Nay, this was never meant to pass, but alas.. I am a mere mortal who cannot stop destiny."

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Get your corny ass up outta here, woman.