The Simp Bible...

[MekaCatt]

Next time name names you lil soft serve care bear nikka.

You coming up in a comedy thread with your soaking wet vagina all up in your feelings just like a fukk nikka raised by women. Calling people weirdos?

www.thecoli.com/threads/fellas-is-it-okay-to-take-pride-in-your-ass.206617/


Word?


Look how upset you are because you think people in here talking about your home life, a whole bunch of kicked to the curb cum dumpsters sitting around eating pork talking about how men aint shyt. while lil bytch ass "neffy" is in between one of their legs getting his hair braided sipping a capri sun.

Thats why its so easy to ask men about their butts, but get mad at a comedy skit.....not even about women you fukking worm.

Dear Jesus in heaven

 

[the cac mamba]

damn....this could have been a legendary thread.
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i was too early with the flop gif, this shyt is pure comedy

 

[Disciple of the Projects]

i was too early with the flop gif, this shyt is pure comedy

Thats what happens when you try too hard, god damn devil.​

 

[the cac mamba]

Thats what happens when you try too hard, god damn devil.​

yea if theres anyone here trying too hard, its me

 

[Suicide King]

GYOT DAMN...

He shoulda kept them shoes for himself...look at them chits he got on...

His shoes is not the issue, this chick is like 5 in the face.

Maybe we need commandments, because no way a chick gets gifts if she is not an 8 or better.

 

[concise]

Book Reveal-ations

Chapter 3:21

and it was uttered, Simpin aint easy

Historians have always wondered the right way to interpret that line and if you follow archaeological sources back to 1993, you can get the full explanation.

It seems the writings and verse of a renowned group Boyz II Men brought back the term simpin aint easy



just look at their lyrics



From this we can see that Simps have a hard time, because they deliver everything the female wants, yet they still have to beg and plead, even on their knees. Alpha males would never be put in that position as it would be the woman who would be "Cryin', beggin', pleadin' on your knees". Is this what they call a paradox?