The smallest things you've bushed a chick for?

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1. I told her to trim her p*ssy fro. I let it slide the first time and the p*ssy was good too, but that shyt looked like a high top fade with some lips on it. She showed up the second time untrimmed and I let her dome me up and promptly dropped her ass off after. She cried on the way there.

2. She went through my phone while I was asleep and had the nerve to wake me up questioning me. Bih... fukk I look like answering to you.

3. A side chick told me we could hang out but not fukk anymore, over text. I told her to delete my number.

4. On a date this female told me how she treated her nephew. She would leave him in the high chair, not change his diaper, not feed him, etc. I ended the date and took her home. She keyed my car a week later.

5. She asked me to take her shopping a few days after I fukked her.
 

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I have a Really petty, embarrassing high school one.


I was on a date in high school (had my own place)with this fine ass girl I randomly met at a gas station. We went out that night and came back to my house. Before we smashed we got drunk and then she asked me to show her my music. I played on beat and all she said was ( it’s really good it reminds me of dr Dre)

Now I’m a huge Dre stan, and this best ( which I knew) WAS a clone of chronic 2001 beat lol. The drums were even chopped from Dre music and I had a piano loop and everything. She knew too much lol I had never been called out on it:russ:

I guess I didn’t like that much at all and told her she was a bytch and to get the fukk out of my house. She asked for a ride and I said I’m too drunk so she had to wait outside In the cold for her friend.

Lol I was so stupid,
 

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I have a Really petty, embarrassing high school one.


I was on a date in high school (had my own place)with this fine ass girl I randomly met at a gas station. We went out that night and came back to my house. Before we smashed we got drunk and then she asked me to show her my music. I played on beat and all she said was ( it’s really good it reminds me of dr Dre)

Now I’m a huge Dre stan, and this best ( which I knew) WAS a clone of chronic 2001 beat lol. The drums were even chopped from Dre music and I had a piano loop and everything. She knew too much lol I had never been called out on it:russ:

I guess I didn’t like that much at all and told her she was a bytch and to get the fukk out of my house. She asked for a ride and I said I’m too drunk so she had to wait outside In the cold for her friend.

Lol I was so stupid,
:mjlol:
The fukk is wrong with you, hahaha
That is fukking embarssing, you need to contact that girl and apologize to her
 

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:mjlol:
The fukk is wrong with you, hahaha
That is fukking embarssing, you need to contact that girl and apologize to her

Lol I know I was a$$hole but I’m more upset about how embarrassing that shyt was. Most cringeworthy thing I’ve done to a woman. I saw her twice after that and she just stared at me and walked away and I was still too embarrassed to talk to her like 3 years later hahah
 

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Chick I was fukking with a while back had a baby that I think was mines.

Told the new chick I'm waiting on the test.

She was like I want to see a picture of the baby so I can look at both of yall side by side..

But she got all theatrical with it when she said it...

Bih had one hand up pretending like she was holding a picture, with her eyes squinted, with this quizzitive ass look on her face, plus she was slightly bent over at the waist.

shyt just rubbed.me.the wrong way.
It's called doing too much

I can relate to this story
 

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A lot of stuff already been stated here but...

-calling me late night or a work day for nothing. Just because you off tomorrow don’t mean keep me up selfish bird.

-chick invited me to an alumni event after I just told her I work fridays then calls me talking about what’s the plan then acted like I didn’t tell her I had to work.

-chick starts talking about moving...I’m not going anywhere.

Etc...

All blocked on site...

bytch got pissed cause I wouldn't share some of my meal while at a restaurant
you would think from her reaction I searched through her phone or flirted with the waitress

:russ:

I bushed one because her stingy ass copped an attitude when I wanted to taste her food I was payin for.

Her second toe was longer than her big toe.

Wasn’t this from a tv show or somethin :mjlol:
 

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Last week tinder date. Chick is 4'11. I was ordering food this broad ordered the entire kitchen

Then I smashed and the p*ssy was dry. But that could be cause I barely kissed her seeing as one of her front tooth was a little crooked and distracting

In the morning she asked if I could pay her Uber. That sealed it for me. I coughed up $10 total for some dry punanny:hhh:

Why her bytch ass try to hit me up 2 days later on some "aren't you going to invite me today" block delete:hhh:
 
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