The smallest things you've bushed a chick for?

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I've bushed a women for:
What they majored in.
Where/if they went to university.
Asking stupid questions in class.
Being mediocre dresser.
Wearing too much makeup.
Having tattoos.
Not being able to code switch.
Having a whiny voice.
Being shorter than 5' 6"
Clout chasing.
Dieting and exercise habits.
How she treats lower-income people.
How she treats customer service/wait staff.
Who her best friends are.
If she's into bullshyt (e.g. astrology) and to what degree.
How much bullshyt (e.g. astrology) she's into.​

In my defense, I've never had a one-night-stand and I've "dated" every woman I've ever slept with. I probably would have let some of this slide if I was merely pumping and dumping.
 

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Petty Vandross.. fukk Yall
Had that astigmatism in one of her eyes that made it look lazy:russ:
Her:
You keep staring at me..
Stop it:queen:
Me:
I just can’t help it..
You have beautiful eyes:mjgrin:
Inside though:dwillhuh::gucci::what::leostare::patrice::skip::pachaha::dead:
One girl beat me in Tekken..
Her:
What you playing:queen:
Me:
Tekken..
Wanna play:mjlit:
Her:
Sure:queen:
Commenced to beat my ass with Paul Phoenix(real nikkas know about his cheating ass)
Me:
Thought you never played Tekken:stopitslime::martin:
Her:
I lied..
I play with my brothers all the time..
No big deal:troll:
Grabbed all her shyt promptly and threw it out on the curb like Uncle Phil..
Her:
You serious
:dwillhuh:
Me:
:camby:
Don’t take gaming as serious now but back then:demonic::deadrose:
 

Dont@Me

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-asked me what my sign was. blocked her number
-i said i was tired and wide awake, and she replies "lmao how can u be tired but not sleepy". blocked her number
-bytch told me she goes to equinox gym. i jokingly said thats the baller gym. she goes no its not thats the normal price everyone pays for the gym (250$/month). blocked her number
-told me she was a dodgers fan. blocked her number
-drank half my drink while i went to the bathroom to wash my hands. finished eating then when she got in her car i blocked her number.
My nikka :russ:
 

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Met this latin girl while i was out with my boys acting a fool around town.

She actually approached me which was kind of surprising.


Ask me what i was doing later and if she wanted to kick it with her and her girls and i bring my boys.

Was like :leon: :salute:


Invited her to eat with us at del taco real quick which was right next door to where we were.


Offered her to buy her whatever she wanted. She said she wasnt hungry. I insisted so i bought her a chicken soft taco.


We was about done eating and she was just there staring at her food im like, u gonna eat that? :dwillhuh:


She said she wasnt that hungry but i told her not to be shy and eat. She took one bite and threw up all over the table :russ:


She went to the restroom and me and my boys bounced.

They was kind of upset cuz they wanted to hook up with her friends but i was like hell nahhhh :scust:
 
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