The smallest things you've bushed a chick for?

[Nintendough]

I nutted in a girl mouth and she didnt brush her teeth or nothing. Went right to work after. No go

 

[fkthisgaysite]

Aw yea n im bout to bush this broad for wanting to go to tha strip club "more than anything else"
Like bytch why tha fukk you worried about a strip club and you new to my area? Fr? Thats where you wanna go? Ight bet. Tells me all i need to know.

 

[KnickstapeCity]

-saw this one cute ass girl with a dope personality and wondered why she was single . Then I got a glimpse of the forearm hair

I hate that shyt, too.




I don’t know what it is but a lot of women don’t really care for it or just don’t know how to properly groom. That shyt is straight status for me.

 

[intruder]

She pronounced "asked" as "axed"

 

[intruder]

One of them super Afrocentric black American chicks and I had a conversation at a party. She the type that thinks that just because she traveled and stayed in some fukking resort in a 3rd world country she felt like she understood the plight and struggle of the people there. Some of the ignorant shyt she said made me cut her off and walk off leaving her there by herself.

At the end of the night my homegirl Alexis was like "I think she likes you. You should get her number" to which I replied " that woman is an ignorant fukking airhead. If I spend enough time around her I'll end up choking the life out of her with my bare hands".

For someone who's supposed to be Afrocentric she was wildly ignorant. Or maybe I just have higher expectations for people who portray themselves as such

 

[Sccit]

HER PUSY STARTED BLEEDING

 

[Isaiah Bradley]

bytch got pissed cause I wouldn't share some of my meal while at a restaurant
you would think from her reaction I searched through her phone or flirted with the waitress

 

[Mowgli]

Spilling a full glass of orange juice on my carpet.


How could you be so foolish.

 

[god shamgod]

This chick had a tramp stamp that went around her whole pelvis down to the chocha

I smashed but afterwards

 

[Hopeofmypeople]

Farting after sex while I was in the bathroom getting cleaned up. I came out and a stench hit me and was greeted by a “I am so sorry I thought you was going to be longer in there”. I hit her with the and my dikk just couldn’t get hard after no matter how hard I tried.

 

[Lady.Libra.]

Her second toe was longer than her big toe.

 

[╭∩╮(-_-)╭∩╮]

Wearing a wig.

 

[xCivicx]

-wearing a cross on her necklace (I can't do the religious shyt. Even if she just wears it and isn't religious, she can't relate to how much I vehemently hate religion).

-"what I look like getting on my knees for a guy? "

-jealous of music because it would get more attention than her

-after seeing how she just barely ran the rag on her body like a fragile female in the shower And u had to teach her how to scrub tf outta her skin

-saw this one cute ass girl with a dope personality and wondered why she was single . Then I got a glimpse of the forearm hair

:Ray_J_1:The bold isnt small at all

That's grounds for immediate termination over here

 

[xCivicx]

I nutted in a girl mouth and she didnt brush her teeth or nothing. Went right to work after. No go

I wonder how many females are out here walking around with the nut breath

 

[sfgiants]

-asked me what my sign was. blocked her number
-i said i was tired and wide awake, and she replies "lmao how can u be tired but not sleepy". blocked her number
-bytch told me she goes to equinox gym. i jokingly said thats the baller gym. she goes no its not thats the normal price everyone pays for the gym (250$/month). blocked her number
-told me she was a dodgers fan. blocked her number
-drank half my drink while i went to the bathroom to wash my hands. finished eating then when she got in her car i blocked her number.