thesandman
Peace.
So I've seen some crazy shyt during my times in folks homes. I would be one of many guys that would install networks, computers, servers, home theater, and other consumer electronics.
I'll start from the beginning...
My first day, my first job. I was nervous AF but excited. My partner...a vet in the game gave me The dos and donts off top. Which was essentially follow his lead and use common sense... Respect their homes, etc.
The first client was an older Chinese chick who was open about everything... Including her failed marriage.
I'm showing her the in and outs of her new stuff including a new computer and she goes... in extremely broken English. "Where i fine the...uuh... The X!?"
Que Que??
She asks again but even hyper..."the X!?..."
UM...
"the X, X!?"
This woman was asking me how to find porn!!!?
Oh hell naw I'm not finna get fired on my first day
I just kept hitting her with the
But she just kept on..
I was like... miss... Just use Google...To search for whatever you're looking for but i can't help you...
Shorty dead ass hit me with the... "I'm looking for the good shyt, with the big ones!"
She was trying to get her life i guess...
My partner for some reason leaves the room...wtf!!!? Was this a test!?!?!?!
Nugga leaves me with this horny old ass heffer who starts to just go in on her husband who wasn't home at the time btw...
"The only reason why he marry, cause he want green card..."
Uuuh ok.
* Feeling awkward af... She staring at me...*
Me: Dang miss that's unfortunate..
... What a sucka
She just continues to blurt just straight slander on my man like
"He can't do me anymore because he has the diabete..."
"Can't keep it up..."
I can't front i was holding back laughter at this point... She's walking around the room just taking trash about replacing dude. Her dildo... Seriously i was dumbfounded. She somehow try to slide me her personal number talking about she'd give me a discount on some liquor since she owned a store...sheeeeit...
After the job was done my partner who was silently observing the whole time looks at me and bursts out in a big ol drunk uncle at a family reunion type laugh...
I'm dying too but the message was clear... Welcome to the world of install...
More stories of foul fukkery to come!!!
I'll start from the beginning...
My first day, my first job. I was nervous AF but excited. My partner...a vet in the game gave me The dos and donts off top. Which was essentially follow his lead and use common sense... Respect their homes, etc.
The first client was an older Chinese chick who was open about everything... Including her failed marriage.
I'm showing her the in and outs of her new stuff including a new computer and she goes... in extremely broken English. "Where i fine the...uuh... The X!?"
Que Que??
She asks again but even hyper..."the X!?..."
UM...
"the X, X!?"
This woman was asking me how to find porn!!!?
Oh hell naw I'm not finna get fired on my first day
I just kept hitting her with the
But she just kept on..
I was like... miss... Just use Google...To search for whatever you're looking for but i can't help you...
Shorty dead ass hit me with the... "I'm looking for the good shyt, with the big ones!"
She was trying to get her life i guess...
My partner for some reason leaves the room...wtf!!!? Was this a test!?!?!?!
Nugga leaves me with this horny old ass heffer who starts to just go in on her husband who wasn't home at the time btw...
"The only reason why he marry, cause he want green card..."
Uuuh ok.
* Feeling awkward af... She staring at me...*
Me: Dang miss that's unfortunate..
... What a sucka
She just continues to blurt just straight slander on my man like
"He can't do me anymore because he has the diabete..."
"Can't keep it up..."
I can't front i was holding back laughter at this point... She's walking around the room just taking trash about replacing dude. Her dildo... Seriously i was dumbfounded. She somehow try to slide me her personal number talking about she'd give me a discount on some liquor since she owned a store...sheeeeit...
After the job was done my partner who was silently observing the whole time looks at me and bursts out in a big ol drunk uncle at a family reunion type laugh...
I'm dying too but the message was clear... Welcome to the world of install...
More stories of foul fukkery to come!!!