The wisest thing my uncle ever told me: p*ssy dont got no face

[Banned Account12]

my uncle told me the same shyt

i hit the blunt and snapped back to reality

fukk that

all his sidechicks ugly as fukk and his wife too

they spend money on that nikka tho

 

[The Collie]

Dudes end up getting fat ugly women pregnant. I can't have the family see that.

 

[Lil Gangsta]

Your uncle lame then

Aint never seen my uncle wit a dry dikk tho pause

 

[Lil Gangsta]

So you like fukin fat ugly chicks...you may wanna keep that to yourself next time

Ugly chicks got beautiful pussies tho

 

[Neil Tyson]

I tried that.

I couldn't get hard. she had the look and said I could go home now.

 

[Lil Gangsta]

Having standards is good and keeps you out of bad situations. That fat chick at your job could also say that you raped her or sexually harassed her.

A fine chicks wit a reputation is more likely to say that lets keep it a stack

Ugly chicks usually aint on dat bullshyt and r generally more drama free than bad bytches

 

[Tommy Sheppard]

some nikka i grew up with used to always say this as a excuse to smash ugly bytches.



too bad his dumb ass has 3 kids by 2 ratchet ugly ass females

 

[Lil Gangsta]

Not to disrespect ya uncle I'm sure there is some wisdom to be had in that kernel of knowledge but if you just sex anything you could catch everything

YOLO

 

[Lil Gangsta]

I think I rather just have a dry dikk and standards

 

[Lil Gangsta]

TBH, I have a difficult time getting hard for chicks I'm not attracted to. Even if I didn't have principles against smashing fat or ugly chicks, for some reason my "buddy" has a mind of his own

U jus need dat one time u dikk will adjust

 

[Lil Gangsta]

I've always been a quality over quantity nikka myself... The times I did lower my standards I felt like the equivalent of a male 2 dollar whore

U actin like a lil bytch rite now

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Quality not quantity breh

That's why yall be having these mistake babies with these ugly ducklings that you never wanted to be with

I'm almost certain your unc has a few

 

[Illuminatos]

Fat/ugly/handicap/deformed bytches need love too Craig.

Strippers ain't much better.

 

[Lil Gangsta]

Quality not quantity breh

That's why yall be having these mistake babies with these ugly ducklings that you never wanted to be with

I'm almost certain your unc has a few

How u gon talk like dat about kids each one is a blessing to my uncle

 

[agnosticlady]

A fine chicks wit a reputation is more likely to say that lets keep it a stack

Ugly chicks usually aint on dat bullshyt and r generally more drama free than bad bytches

No a fine chick can always say why would she sleep with you, so people are more likely to believe her. The running joke is that ugly women are more easy so people are more likely to believe you. With all the rumors spreading and to save face she can/will report you to someone above.