The “woke and educated” starter kit

[Wear My Dawg's Hat]

Whenever I visit the apt of an extremely woke friend these days, they tend to have a family portrait
siting on the shelf that seems to have a reoccurring theme:

 

[Critical Distance]

Advertising.

 

[ORDER_66]

Y’all act like most folks have a passport. Having the means to travel internationally is a luxury most folks I know can’t afford.

Only thing missing from that starter kit is a Solange album and some faux locs

I need to get my passport soon...

 

[RubioTheCruel]

The mimosas

 

[The Up Right Man]

Dang I though this was supposed to be a light hearted meme. People came in here with heavy hearts just letting the hate flow.

It’s nothing wrong with
Eating healthy
Knowing history
Buying black
Empowering black

Seems the only thing that doesn’t get bashed around here is Chik Fil A and PAWGS.

 

[Boogie]

I still ain't had Chicken and Waffles...

What's all the hype about?

You missing out

 

[badtguy]

Those fake woke nikkas is getting the fake woke bytches tho.

I know a nikka that's instagram famous over 300,000 followers and he wasn't getting no bytches back in the day. Short, skinny, backpacker, wannabe Kanye nikka. Now he speaks about feminism, bw and bytches is hopping in his dikk.


But if he eating he eating. Social media. Some nikkas is playing the game can't hate

 

[CBSwagga]

Forgot the dress shoes with no socks too

My feet were killing me one night I wore some fire ass brown dress shoes with no socks to a party from Aldo. Feet felt like they were melting

nikka I'm crying!!

 

[mamba]

Whenever I visit the apt of an extremely woke friend these days, they tend to have a family portrait
siting on the shelf that seems to have a reoccurring theme:

Black kings and queens emerging from white wombs!

 

[Apollo Creed]

Bu bu but they think they’re better than me



Who raised you nikkas

Man shut yo dumb ass up

 

[Voice of Reason]

Man shut yo dumb ass up

 

[Dzali OG]

I've told yall black people have a unique ability to turn shyt into shine. To make up seem down.

We can make being 4 generations deep in public housing the cool thing, while being from the suburbs wack.

It truly is a phenomenon.

 

[I Really Mean It]

Whenever I visit the apt of an extremely woke friend these days, they tend to have a family portrait
siting on the shelf that seems to have a reoccurring theme:

A friend of mine is as militant as they get. Every word out of his mouth is about toppling white supremacy and moving to Africa when his money is up. Yet, all he dates are white women. It's the damnedest thing.

 

[I Really Mean It]

Dang I though this was supposed to be a light hearted meme. People came in here with heavy hearts just letting the hate flow.

It’s nothing wrong with
Eating healthy
Knowing history
Buying black
Empowering black

Seems the only thing that doesn’t get bashed around here is Chik Fil A and PAWGS.

Chicken and waffles is healthy?

 

[the bossman]

Dang I though this was supposed to be a light hearted meme. People came in here with heavy hearts just letting the hate flow.

It’s nothing wrong with
Eating healthy
Knowing history
Buying black
Empowering black

Seems the only thing that doesn’t get bashed around here is Chik Fil A and PAWGS.

you struck some nerves breh