John Barnes rap!!!!
So I'm guessing you were in the coma yesterday and haven't seen him dominating the game against Brazil. To say Lukaku lacks technique and can't dribble is asinine. The guy basically dribbled through the entire Brazil defense on the goal by De Bruyne that basically won the game for them.
The player you described here isn't Lukaku but in fact Harry Kane. The crakkka who you hilariously listed first in the list of top 5 strikers in the Premier League. He's the bum that has no technique, can't dribble, and can't do anything other than score off penalties or set pieces.
Lukaku >>> all the names you mentioned
the last time Spurs won at the Bridge in 90. England had a Spurs striker as its main goal threat, a talent but petulant Spurs attacking midfield, a Jamaican born winger with Liverpool connections and a manager whose a former international himself and whose playing career started in London then onto the Midlands.
England making the World Cup semis
Losing to Germany on penalties
Let a breh dream

The parallels

So the least talented England team of my lifetime is going the furthest![]()


How Mexico got washed by trash ass Sweden.
Definitely would be in the Semis.


England.Never imagined I'd see the Brits make the semis of a major tournament![]()

Y'all brehs have to admit, those mid 2000s English players have to be jealous of this teams road to the semis. All the stick those teams took for losing and now they're at home like
"Wish that was us"![]()


England are absolute trash. Media hyphed team. Almost everyone outside England is sick and tired of them.Gascoigne..Lineker...Becks...Lampard..Gerrard..Scholes don't get a WC
But Henderson, Cahill, Welbeck and Ashley Young might
That's what kills me with the whole "He's not good because he hasn't won a WC" argument. Absolutely retarded
That means Cantona, Giggs and George Best are absolute trash because they've never even played in a WC![]()

Rio appeared to be speaking through slightly gritted teeth then
No egos, no golden balls, no boy wonders![]()
