There's a reason a Male Lion eats first.
Listen up men. There's no such thing as equality between men and women, especially in a relationship. You're the head, with that comes a lot of major responsiblities, risks and requirement. You are required to keep shelter, resources and protection for that household. That means you have to steal and kill is necessary. You also have to put your life on the line without thinking for her and the family. She does not. Her role is also important, but she really don't have much to loss, but everything to gain. You have it all to lose. So with these risk and extra duties you should be rewarded with some type of bonus and you shall.
You have to do it right brehs.
Rule 1. Never ever go raw. No sidebabies and no bring back STDs to your woman.
Rule 2. The chick has to live at the least 45 mins away. Can't be facebook friends with her and your wife. Get a seperate social media account and converse with your side.
Rule 3. No lying to the side chick about you too being together in future.
Rule 4. Never let the side chick know where you live and work. Take her to a hotel or a single friends house. Hell you can get a nice room on Airbnb for 40$.
Rule 5. You got to give the sidechick money or something. Might be tricking, but money is a reciept and when it's time to break it off she'll be less likely feel cheated and try to ruin you. Just simply tell her you lost your job. And fade away.
Eat Lion Eat, you deserve every bit of it.
Listen up men. There's no such thing as equality between men and women, especially in a relationship. You're the head, with that comes a lot of major responsiblities, risks and requirement. You are required to keep shelter, resources and protection for that household. That means you have to steal and kill is necessary. You also have to put your life on the line without thinking for her and the family. She does not. Her role is also important, but she really don't have much to loss, but everything to gain. You have it all to lose. So with these risk and extra duties you should be rewarded with some type of bonus and you shall.
You have to do it right brehs.
Rule 1. Never ever go raw. No sidebabies and no bring back STDs to your woman.
Rule 2. The chick has to live at the least 45 mins away. Can't be facebook friends with her and your wife. Get a seperate social media account and converse with your side.
Rule 3. No lying to the side chick about you too being together in future.
Rule 4. Never let the side chick know where you live and work. Take her to a hotel or a single friends house. Hell you can get a nice room on Airbnb for 40$.
Rule 5. You got to give the sidechick money or something. Might be tricking, but money is a reciept and when it's time to break it off she'll be less likely feel cheated and try to ruin you. Just simply tell her you lost your job. And fade away.
Eat Lion Eat, you deserve every bit of it.
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that lion picture should be a smiley
