There's this dime in the grocery store. What do I do brehs?

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I've been following her around the store thinking of what to say to her.
 

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if you've been followin' her in the store you've already fukked up because now you stalkin' her :leostare:

if you ain't holla'd at her by the 2nd time you seen her in the store, it's a wrap :francis:
I have problems with this...funny thing is i usually get much better results shooting straight from the hip when i see a fine bytch, but i end up overthinking it and thus blowing it :mjcry:
 

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do exactly as i tell you. wait till she's in line to check out, then go find one of those intercom phones and say "to the girl with the black leggings and nice ugg boots, i think ur really cute". she'll naturally laugh and look around for the mysterious voice and the dude attached to it, smile and wave when she sees u, then go chop it up from there. its bold and she gonna think its cute :manny:
 

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Tell her to get her musty ass ugg boots off the freezer :dahell:
You should literally do this ...


do exactly as i tell you. wait till she's in line to check out, then go find one of those intercom phones and say "to the girl with the black leggings and nice ugg boots, i think ur really cute". she'll naturally laugh and look around for the mysterious voice and the dude attached to it, smile and wave when she sees u, then go chop it up from there. its bold and she gonna think its cute :manny:
Or this ...


i.e.

Be an a$$hole or be a prince charming anything else will have you looking thirsty and looking like a looking for girls in the grocery store ass nikka...
 
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Give me some lines to spit breh

if you done already seen her more than 2 times in the store and ain't said nothin' already, not even so much of "hey, how you doin'", i wouldn't holla

now if you'd seen her like once or twice, i'd just started off with "hey, how you doin'"... if y'all on an aisle where you gettin' some shyt, i'd ask her if she'd ever try makin' some meal or dish you wanted to try and if so what would she recommend to make it better or some simple like that

simple conversation is the key
 
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