Things Boyfriends Do That Annoy Their Girlfriends

[OG_StankBrefs]

When mah girl starts talkin bout some random bullshyt I pretend to go to sleep. Lol

Dependin on where we are I'll legit slump ova, etc. She laughs about 50% of da time. But dat otha % is usually filled wit teef suckin and "Ugh, you get on mah nerves. *walks away poutin*"

 

[Meadow]

He'll never casually burp or fart in the presence of others, and he also enjoys chick flicks.

 

[Black Magisterialness]

All of this is petty as hell...outside of not making dinner reservations....thats just irresponsible.

 

[Remote]

I put my penis in her mouth when she is sleeping.

 

[Colicat]

My man says "nice" when he is ignoring me....

Me: ... I said my coworker died ...

Him: "nice baby"

Me:

 

[Elle Driver]

I used to bite my gf on the cheek

What the fukk why

 

[Elle Driver]

Wow so this is normal male behavior? I thought son had some sort of defect.

Girl I have 9 brothers all these men are weirdos

 

[Heretic]

What the fukk why

not like I'm biting into a sandwich or anything. It was a inside joke type of thing but it still annoyed her.

 

[Elle Driver]

not like I'm biting into a sandwich or anything. It was a inside joke type of thing but it still annoyed her.

You crazy as hell.

 

[Heretic]

You crazy as hell.

why am I crazy pal?

 

[Elle Driver]

why am I crazy pal?

Did yo girl ever stab you? Be honest.

 

[Heretic]

Did yo girl ever stab you? Be honest.

Noooooo... But I once had some random fat girl spray shaving cream on my car because I was interested in her friend and not her.

 

[Elle Driver]

Noooooo... But I once had some random fat girl spray shaving cream on my car because I was interested in her friend and not her.

And yet you call me mean.

 

[Heretic]

And yet you call me mean.

Yes...


Doesn't make you not mean. You're still my friend tho

 

[Elle Driver]

Yes...


Doesn't make you not mean. You're still my friend tho

Don't try to butter me up nikka.