Things Dudes Say After Losing A Fight

[Mowgli]

I had an ant on my leg.

 

[Another Man]

@ the sucker punch one. I've whooped two nikkas asses this year and they both used that same exact excuse

 

[Medulla Oblongata]

"He got lucky."

 

[rogue_riezo]

"I felt bad ruining his face"

"I heard my mom call just as I was about to cut loose"

"Hold me back!" - while nobody has any intention of holding him back.

"He only got body shots though"

"I've got low blood and didn't eat for the day, I fainted. Wasn't knocked out"

 

[A B O V E]

"He had on 5 rings and some brass knuckles"

"It aint over i swear to gawd i'll get that niqqa next time"

 

[Buckeye Fever]

"Man, the nikka got kids. They was in the back of my mind the whole fight"

"His mom work at the gas station where i get snacks from. She let a nikka get free big gulps n shyt"

 

[Bruce LeRoy]

"I felt bad ruining his face"

"I heard my mom call just as I was about to cut loose"

"Hold me back!" - while nobody has any intention of holding him back.

"He only got body shots though"

"I've got low blood and didn't eat for the day, I fainted. Wasn't knocked out"

This could be a whole other thread....

"He doesn't have any power in his punches... I got knocked out, but I didn't even feel it."

 

[ORDER_66]

every movie i watch the bad guy always screaming out ill get you for this!

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

yoooo whats that smiley from?

 

[EA]

That nikka knew Karate! How was that fair?!

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

I thought yall had my back

he'll get his

 

[valet]

I hear this one all the time at my juvie job "it was a tie". If they say that just ask the other people who saw it and they always say "Man, he got his head banged"

 

[Draje]

He ain't even have hands, he was wrestling like a bytch

 

[Uncle Kingpin]

The cops bout to come I aint want to get locked up for fighting





I was winning til he hit me with a lucky shot






Pop the trunk, I'm bout to get my gun

 

[KwamePiesie]

"Winning and losing is arbitrary cause at the end of the day we both Black in America, marinate on that shyt"

"When two brothers fight we all lose"

carry on tho bredren