freestyle, I spot hot fiyah 
THINGS I LIKE TO DO WHEN NO ONE IS WATCHING
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freestyle, I spot hot fiyah
I don't know if you are any good but I swear when I'm alone Whitney, Beyonce, nor Mariah has shyt on me with the vocals!
I be freestyle rapping out loud when no ones present
Rocket Scientist
Superstar
Post on the Coli,this the type of website where you have to minimize the windows because you don't want anyone else to read the stupidity on here.
sing old temptations cuts
NBA Youngbreh
DaDumbWay
Freestyle with my dikk out to the beats in the background of ebony porn
WaveMolecules
Superstar
I serenade myself in the mirror. Usually just boxers too.
Dance like usher except with 3% of his talent. I usually look like the robot guy from chapelle show.
Dance like usher except with 3% of his talent. I usually look like the robot guy from chapelle show.
I hate wearing clothes so I'm usually in a robe when I'm alone.
I do that too, sometimes while having a drink.
Dance clean.
I do that too, sometimes while having a drink.
Address_Unknown
Jesus Loves you...Your Cat doesn't. {#Dogset}
Wanted to make sure because I'mmake the color pink, then you're describing it to a T
Oh you're from London
when it comes to women's wear on some 'prolly a virgin' type shyt.
Like that time I was trying to play
and hit up a Victoria's secret looking to buy a chick I was with something nice.Roll in and the floor lady with the bluetooth hit me up and started making recommendations.
''We got a sexy pair of Boy shorts that go well with this lace bra''
''The fukk is Boy Shorts? Y'all over here selling them chick boxers?''
When she showed me the shyt and was like ''You never seen a girl In these?''
I was like ''Yeah, didn't know what they was called...thought they were..hot pants or some shyt.''
She had that mic on, I think like 3-4 chicks in the back just heard me say that shyt 'cause she was laughing and I could swear I saw a curtain in the back rustle on some bullshyt.
Paid for my shyt and kept it moving.Also, I was Born in the Caribbean but I've lived a solid portion of my life in the UK off and on. Certain parts of the vernacular slip out when describing certain things.
Golayitdown
Veteran
Wanted to make sure because I'm
Like that time I was trying to play
Roll in and the floor lady with the bluetooth hit me up and started making recommendations.
''We got a sexy pair of Boy shorts that go well with this lace bra''
When she showed me the shyt and was like ''You never seen a girl In these?''
She had that mic on, I think like 3-4 chicks in the back just heard me say that shyt 'cause she was laughing and I could swear I saw a curtain in the back rustle on some bullshyt.
Also, I was Born in the Caribbean but I've lived a solid portion of my life in the UK off and on. Certain parts of the vernacular slip out when describing certain things.
at the visuals
Wanted to make sure because I'm
Like that time I was trying to play
Roll in and the floor lady with the bluetooth hit me up and started making recommendations.
''We got a sexy pair of Boy shorts that go well with this lace bra''
When she showed me the shyt and was like ''You never seen a girl In these?''
She had that mic on, I think like 3-4 chicks in the back just heard me say that shyt 'cause she was laughing and I could swear I saw a curtain in the back rustle on some bullshyt.
Also, I was Born in the Caribbean but I've lived a solid portion of my life in the UK off and on. Certain parts of the vernacular slip out when describing certain things.
Lmao Hot pants!
Pitfalls0117
Invokana Trump
Sing, dance, talk to myself, all that. shyt I do that in my room even if my housemates are in the living room, I don't give a fukk who knows
Play with my ballskin.
Just yesterday I put a watch on my balls to see if it'd stay
