THINGS I LIKE TO DO WHEN NO ONE IS WATCHING

[DrunkerThanAMotherfucker]

Shyt naked

 

[YOGEBEAR09]

Scratch my nutz then smell my fingers

 

[trix1234]

Pick my nose

 

[Miss Lucifer's Love]

I'm usually the person that's known for listening to hip hop and REAL soulful music and being really put together and deep sometimes however take this morning for instance...

I dropped my kids off at daycare and school then came home, took off my pants, and cut on some late 90s Early 2000s Pop music and danced in my undies and cleaned my house. I could never tell anyone in my day to day that. They'd call me corny...lol

Are you my alt account? I did the same thing today...I'm still doing it...

 

[Bunko]

I be picking the fukk out my nose..

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

I be picking the fukk out my nose..

Lol Eww.

 

[Bunko]

Lol Eww.

Its not a coincidence that my pinky is the perfect size to jam up my nose and get a piece of gold love out, did you tell those people at your party about you not being a homophobe?

 

[Citi Trends]

Listen to podcasts in the background while I jack off to porn

 

[iBrowse]

I too hate wearing pants at home, even go outside with no pants then ill be like with my bubble panties

bubble panties....please elaborate with pictures

 

[Paper Boi]

jack off is the only thing i do when no one is watching


every thing else i can do in public

 

[MoonGoddess]

Fondle my breast. I don't know why but i even catch myself doing it at work sometimes. I like to pretend that im a ballet dancer im positive that they would kick me out of ballet class but you can't tell me nothing when i'm in my room doing my pliés and passé.

 

[Paper Boi]

Fondle my breast.

idk why but this reminded me of the time i had to zip up my pants the other day. i usually do that when no one is watching too but i had to do it in a parking lot before a job interview on friday.

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

Its not a coincidence that my pinky is the perfect size to jam up my nose and get a piece of gold love out, did you tell those people at your party about you not being a homophobe?

Lol Nah..I didn't

 

[Illuminatos]

-Talk to myself/sing to myself
-Sometimes when I pass the mirror in my living room, I drop my shorts and underwear and look at my dikk or I'll take my shirt off and look to see if my abs are showing
-I'll fart under my bed sheets and then wait to see if the smell seeps through, if it doesn't I'll go under and smell it
-I bring my headphones with me and listen to music on my phone when I take a shyt

Man, I do some weird shyt.

 

[Lo-Co]

I also have a bad habit of talking to myself out loud when I'm alone. Someone watching would think I was crazy.

I used to do this a lot. Rarely I do