Things that confused when you were younger about Wrestling

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I never understood why Kamala took orders from mr Fuji and that other dude...or why slick bossed around the twin towers...like...just beat that little guy up :yeshrug:

it made me really love heel => face turns, when Bobby Heanan or somebody would finally get ther come-upins from the big dude they've been sonning out for years
 

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When they announced Mr.America on Smackdown, I thought they meant The Patriot.

When it turned out to be Hogan I was so confused on some :ohhh: Did The Patriot ever exist or did I imagine him?? :ohhh:
 
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Why do heels ALWAYS abandon all their common sense and street smarts upon becoming babyface (looking at Lex Luger) dude was one of the main culprits of this, he was slick as hell as a heel as soon as he turns face he's as gullible as Sting by falling for half the dirty tactics and tricks he was doing a month earlier :mindblown:

Why do I need to look around and seek crowd approval to shake hands and be a good sport


Why did the heels always first 48 themselves. They'd be on camera talking committing felony assaults or bragging about having committed them, and why didn't these camera men ever call the cops. Damn



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Why the fukk didn't anybody punch the fukk outta Davey Boy Smith's head during those 30 seconds he had them up for a delayed vertical suplex?

Oh right. Because all the blood in their body rushed to their head, which left them paralyzed.
 

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How does Undertaker run to the ring in pitch black darkness without tripping or getting injured whenever he does that "magically appear in the ring" spot.


I mean dude has to be booking to the ring like a trackstar in complete darkness :mindblown:


:mindblown: that he never botched that spot
 

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How did Triple H survive getting flipped over from 20 feet high in a car?

I thought Kaientai really cut Val Venis' pee pee off.....

I thought the Rock legit killed Stone Cold when he threw him off a bridge, had a funeral... then this nikka comes out of nowhere in a monster truck.
 

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Why are kendo sticks randomly under the ring? at all wwe shows now.

Why does Kane never use his fire powers to win matches?

What qualifies Damien Sandow to be an intellectual savior? Did he go to an Ivy League school or something?

They bill hm from palo alto
 

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When they announced Mr.America on Smackdown, I thought they meant The Patriot.

When it turned out to be Hogan I was so confused on some :ohhh: Did The Patriot ever exist or did I imagine him?? :ohhh:
Patriot Del Welks definitely existed breh lol. He was a good worker and even had a world title match on PPV against Bret Hart. He didn't last in the Mainevent cause he had no political power backstage and WWE in 1997 was all about who could get in Vince's ear.
 

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Patriot Del Welks definitely existed breh lol. He was a good worker and even had a world title match on PPV against Bret Hart. He didn't last in the Mainevent cause he had no political power backstage and WWE in 1997 was all about who could get in Vince's ear.

:russ:Well I know that now, but I mean at the time when the Mr.America thing went down I was confused.

I also was confused when Vince showed Hogan unmasking himself to the fans after the show went off the air. I didn't think they kept the cameras rolling when the show ended. :ohhh:

Also, I was confused as to how Hogan beat that lie detector test. :ohhh:
 

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They bill hm from palo alto
That doesn't mean that he himself is smart tho. He could just be related/married to a smart successful person that lives there.

I really the gimmick is that he's lying about being smart and hes actually stupid it would make all the bad things that happen to him make more sense.
 

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That doesn't mean that he himself is smart tho. He could just be related/married to a smart successful person that lives there.

I really the gimmick is that he's lying about being and hes actually stupid it would make all the bad things that happen to him make more sense.

It's because they don't want to use Stanford. He's not from east palo alto the reference is obcious
 

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It's because they don't want to use Stanford. He's not from east palo alto the reference is obcious
from jump he should be giving examples to prove why he's supposed to be so intelligent. Like one time on a random raw he said he graduated from High School at age 14 he do more things like that. Otunga always brings up Harvard. He just says big words and that's all they do, anybody can go on internet and discover big words that's not smart or even hard.
 
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