Things that make somebody gay

[Cryptocurrency Scarface]

You're the one coming to his aid

Don’t come to nobody’s aid I just tell it how I see it

 

[Rozay Oro]

Don’t come to nobody’s aid I just tell it how I see it

Can't deny the facts buddy

 

[Buzzed Lightyear]

Texting with both thumbs.

Getting turned on by men.

Doing these fruity dances made by "straight" rappers.

Sagging.

 

[JQ Legend]

Texting with both thumbs.

Getting turned on by men.

Doing these fruity dances made by "straight" rappers.

Sagging.

Type 10 wpm to prove you're straight brehs

 

[Buzzed Lightyear]

Type 10 wpm to prove you're straight brehs

You must have arthritis.

 

[Osmosis]

Sharing an umbrella with another man.

@BrothaZay this is a good one

 

[MikeyC]

• Not wearing socks
• Being a Drake fan
• Drinking like this:

 

[Still Got Tears]

Fingering your a$$hole while jacking off

 

[Shoog Shatmi]

-Riding bytch on a motorcycle with another man.

 

[Paper Boi]

i wouldn't know

 

[Shoog Shatmi]

-Blowing shotguns with other men
-Closing your eyes while kissing (even if you are kissing a girl)

 

[Fade Runner 2049]

talkn white / being from a white neighborhood


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[invalid]

Apparently now having a beard, lifting weights and being a muslim.
Being in a muslim country with no beard.

Going to brunch
Drinking mimosas
Doing the above with a bunch of nikkas

Making threads on the Coli asking people what they think about homosexuality(you know what the fukk they think, stop seeking validation)

Listening to Beyonce more than Kendrick Lamar
Listen to Young Thug
Liking gospel music
Watch Insecure, anything by Tyler Perry, Empire, Power, Love and Hip Hop, Real Housewives, How to get away...

Be locked up
Be not in your son's lives
Be not married by 30
Be a teacher, nurse, correction officer, counselor, dope boy

Wear diamond earrings
Wear diamond necklaces

Be in a fraternity
Be in a gang

Not play a sport
Play a sport

Not watch sports
Watch sports

 

[Cryptocurrency Scarface]

Fingering your a$$hole while jacking off

There’s always one that takes things too far

 

[FeloniousMonk]

Creating threads about about what makes somebody gay..