Things that wifey says but you know she bullshytting

[Womb Raider]

Never will utter these words in my life ever again.


This is true. We look at these hoes together


guilty


Shiiiiddddd. If I'm asking. more than likely you would WANT to do it. This is more for new relationships and young women. I'm an old broad and I have no problems letting these men know what I need or want.

I love me some older women lol. So much experience. The only question I really have is why say you want to have a threesome if you don't really want to? I don't think it's a big deal for women, although I'm a guy so I wouldn't really understand.

 

[gogogubari]

"I've never had it in there before. I don't know how it slipped in so easily"

ETA: I'm just playing, holy-rollers. off my nuts

 

[MsReal]

"I'm on my period"

I have a friend who wears pads 3 weeks in a row, to get out of sex. When really desperate she gets out the ketchup....

 

[gogogubari]

I love me some older women lol. So much experience. The only question I really have is why say you want to have a threesome if you don't really want to? I don't think it's a big deal for women, although I'm a guy so I wouldn't really understand.

When women say that, they usually DO want to have a 3-some, just not with you. Women are not into sharing. More than likely, its some lesbian shyt that they watched on pornhub and just want cunnalingus but not eat p*ssy. We're selfish like that.

 

[gogogubari]

I have a friend who wears pads 3 weeks in a row, to get out of sex. When really desperate she gets out the ketchup....

So she just doesn't like sex at all? Or is it just with the person she's with?

 

[BlackBall]

I have a friend who wears pads 3 weeks in a row, to get out of sex. When really desperate she gets out the ketchup....

 

[Remote]

I'll be ready in an hour

/thread

 

[Womb Raider]

When women say that, they usually DO want to have a 3-some, just not with you. Women are not into sharing. More than likely, its some lesbian shyt that they watched on pornhub and just want to have cunnalingus but not eat p*ssy. We're selfish like that.

 

[Anerdyblackguy]

Baby I need money, I don't have any

Sweetheart let's go out to eat, anywhere is fine


Oh okay, I understand

 

[wickedsm]

nevermind/ forget it


that almost never actually means nevermind/forget it

 

[gogogubari]

nevermind/ forget it


that almost never actually means nevermind/forget it

then you come back 15 minutes later with, "You know what I find funny?......"

 

[gogogubari]

I love you

I never say this unless I mean it

 

[Cynic]

I never say this unless I mean it

If you a woman. You are already lying.

If you are a man. Stop simpin breh

 

[thatdude954]

"I'm not mad"

 

[Broad Street Bully]

I have a friend who wears pads 3 weeks in a row, to get out of sex. When really desperate she gets out the ketchup....