Things that wifey says but you know she bullshytting

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If you a woman. You are already lying.

If you are a man. Stop simpin breh
I am a woman and I say I love you all the time - even to strangers, but I absolutely mean it. I love a lot of people and try to spread it around as much as possible
 

Black Magisterialness

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Baby I need money, I don't have any:comeon:

Sweetheart let's go out to eat, anywhere is fine :comeon:


Oh okay, I understand :comeon:

:pacspit: NO ANYWHERE IS NOT FINE WHY DO YOU EVEN SAY THAT shyt?!

nevermind/ forget it
:usure:

that almost never actually means nevermind/forget it
:mjlol:

yup then the return service comes in like "You know whats funny though...?"

I'm like :dwillhuh:




Here's one I love...











"Have fun....":sas2:






that shyt is the most hateful passive aggressive shyt...mayne :snoop:
 

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:pacspit: NO ANYWHERE IS NOT FINE WHY DO YOU EVEN SAY THAT shyt?!



yup then the return service comes in like "You know whats funny though...?"

I'm like :dwillhuh:




Here's one I love...











"Have fun....":sas2:






that shyt is the most hateful passive aggressive shyt...mayne :snoop:

My girl says it fam not me :skip:

You getting emotional for?:what:
 

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I have a friend who wears pads 3 weeks in a row, to get out of sex. When really desperate she gets out the ketchup....
:dwillhuh:
That bytch can't just say no?
It's obvious she don't wanna fukk whoever she with...Or is she trynna finesse nikkas w/o coming off them draws but giving em the illusion she is?
 

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I have a friend who wears pads 3 weeks in a row, to get out of sex. When really desperate she gets out the ketchup....
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