Things Thots Say For 500 Alex

[CouldntBeMeTho]

"Dont judge me on my past, i dont live there anymore."

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

"His daddy has him on the weekends."

 

[Goon for hire]

“I’ve never done this before”

 

[FeverPitch2]

Can you get us backstage?

 

[O³ (O cubed)]

Women can be players too.

 

[FeverPitch2]

That's my cousin.

 

[FcKuPaYmE]

"Im not looking for a relationship" or "I dont get along with other females"

 

[FeverPitch2]

That's my sister

 

[FeverPitch2]

I'm in a bind, Nate!

 

[Double Burger With Cheese]

I’m $40 short.....

Period

I’m trying to start my home based business

Do you have Future on your phone?

You hear me?

Let me hit yo black

Chilllllllld

Boy by

I hope you don’t go think we bout to do something (smashes 40 minutes later)

They will write an adjective for their middle name on face book. Example - Tiara “Independent Boss bytch” Johnson

Any variation of a random story out of nowhere about how they will fukk a bytch up with a weapon other than a gun. For example, you could be watching the game and she will be like, I wish a bytch would try me, I will beat her ass to death with a hammer

I could go on forever man

 

[DaPresident]

"Can I hold $20/$40?"

"He/she (child) almost sleep..."

"I'm just trying to live my BEST life"

"Yeah I got my own business, I'ma auntchapanoir, I sell PureRomance"

"Don't even think about it, we DEFINITELY not having sex, I'm not that typa girl"

Anything involving Paternity tests...

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

I love cardi b

 

[richaveli83]

Living my best life

 

[hatealot]

I love cardi b

Living my best life

 

[Kyle C. Barker]

"Im not looking for a relationship" or "I dont get along with females"

The second one though