Things Thots Say For 500 Alex

[Texasboy281]

We both going celibate

 

[8WON6]

*random facebook post directed at no-one*
"bytch, if i wanted that nikka I coulda had been had em...he was in MY dms"

 

[Geek Nasty]

I’m a virgin

 

[King Frost]

“I’ve never done this before”

Met a chick who said this but her booty hole was loose, slipped right in, i hit her with the

 

[old pig]

insert any generic self-motivation quote

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

Periodt

 

[Tres Leches]

I don’t cook

 

[Dat916nigga]

I’m $40 short.....

Period

I’m trying to start my home based business

Do you have Future on your phone?

You hear me?

Let me hit yo black

Chilllllllld

Boy by

I hope you don’t go think we bout to do something (smashes 40 minutes later)

They will write an adjective for their middle name on face book. Example - Tiara “Independent Boss bytch” Johnson

Any variation of a random story out of nowhere about how they will fukk a bytch up with a weapon other than a gun. For example, you could be watching the game and she will be like, I wish a bytch would try me, I will beat her ass to death with a hammer

I could go on forever man

The accuracy

 

[blues_funk_reggae]

Social media be having a bunch of basic shyt they think is groundbreaking...

Mom
Fitlife
Vegan
Feminist
Traveler
Passport Life
God First
______enthusiast

 

[LezJepzin]

Random memes

 

[Suleiman Bey]

hi

 

[Dorian Breh]

This one was a CLASSIC when Facebook was poppin

 

[Software]

Living my best life

Damn beat me to it

 

[WyldStyle]

Sooo you, your brother and your mans at the same time no prob

 

[Taadow]

"I know that's right...",

for stuff they may not know is right or not