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Cape Town JHB

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My friends are such whores/sluts

I don't date guys in my age group

(this is not just unique to South Africa)... I only date foreign men... /i don't date Zulu/Xhosa /JHB /Cape Town men

Anything about "securing the bag"

If you ask "Don't these contraceptive pills make you fat?" and she gives you a dissertation on the various kinds of contraceptivess and their pros and cons.

My gay friend

I don't have time for games (30 plus year olds)

My favorite and scariest.... Take off her panties, start rubbing her clit etc and then undress yourself and at no point does she go "Stop! Do you have a condominium??? !!"
 

Cape Town JHB

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Gets in YOUR car and you're playing Donny Hathaway, D'Angelo, James Brown, Ohio Players, Bill Withers or any high level art and she goes "what are you listening to :scust:.. Can i connect my phone rather :troll:"

Then starts raping your ears with some monotone uninspired garbage... Then throws in a random Alliyah or Tamia song to show you her Playlist is "deep" like that :stopitslime::francis:
 
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