Things Thots Say For 500 Alex

[Denzel_Saucegton]

"I stopped counting at a certain age"
"If you wanna know how many guys I've been with you might as well stop talking to me right now"
"I went through a bad time in my life so that's why that happened"

Spoiler: It gets better

27 different guys in 2 years. Fire ass head tho

 

[Cape Town JHB]

My friends are such whores/sluts

I don't date guys in my age group

(this is not just unique to South Africa)... I only date foreign men... /i don't date Zulu/Xhosa /JHB /Cape Town men

Anything about "securing the bag"

If you ask "Don't these contraceptive pills make you fat?" and she gives you a dissertation on the various kinds of contraceptivess and their pros and cons.

My gay friend

I don't have time for games (30 plus year olds)

My favorite and scariest.... Take off her panties, start rubbing her clit etc and then undress yourself and at no point does she go "Stop! Do you have a condominium??? !!"

 

[Cape Town JHB]

Gets in YOUR car and you're playing Donny Hathaway, D'Angelo, James Brown, Ohio Players, Bill Withers or any high level art and she goes "what are you listening to .. Can i connect my phone rather "

Then starts raping your ears with some monotone uninspired garbage... Then throws in a random Alliyah or Tamia song to show you her Playlist is "deep" like that

 

[Cat piss martini]

not in my hair.

 

[kwazzy100]

"Sorry, not sorry"

 

[Hersh]

my kids still awake

my kids with there grandparents

its too late to go over

what r we

u never take me out

 

[Payroll]

Only God can judge me.

 

[Anerdyblackguy]

-“A girl doesn’t have to be modest to be respected”

-I’m a Carefree black girl ( strong bedwench signal as well)

-“I like City Girls”

 

[MikeOck]

Posts so many baby photos on social media but claims it's her niece/nephew.

 

[DatLBCGuy562]

"I'm blessed and highly favored"

 

[Roid Jones]

Random Drake lyrics

 

[Urahara_Kisuke]

"God know my heart."

 

[JOHN.KOOL]

'Im a free spirit'

 

[Sccit]

“PUT IT IN MY BUTT”

 

[Cadillac]

Only God can judge me.

Don't forget some *Insert Pac quote* they will post.