Things Thots Say For 500 Alex

[UpAndComing]

I been looking for this one for so fukking long. This shyt always cracks me up

 

[Sugar]

I'm in a bind, Nate!

LMAOOOOOO

 

[old boy]

goat thread too many to dap

 

[bordeaux]

the daps.

dang, its sad that weve ALL heard these.

 

[Primetime21]

“I’m just looking for conversation”

You have taken all her clothes off and as soon as you pull the panties down she says “what are you doing”

“I wanna eat eat and drink drink”

Having a normal conversation with her “you know what would make this better? Alcohol!”

Good vibes only

“You don’t know how to pull out”

The go-to saying for tinder thotties

 

[TinFoilSnapBack]

 

[Huda2daf]

"latex makes me itch"

Cardi b is my spirit animal

Do you have an iPhone charger. Thots never charge they phone

 

[Brock Landers]

"Shhh go back to your room baby uncle Brock and I are just wrestling"

or

"Nah don't worry about him he doesnt understand what we're doing"

 

[iBrowse]

the daps.

dang, its sad that weve ALL heard these.

This whole thread is flames

 

[NinoBrown]

The thot book of rhymes:
- "Come over after 1, my daughter is getting picked by her father"
- "My phone bout to get cut off"
- [Random Bible Verse] and then insert random act of violence if someone gets out of line.
- "I'm the Queen"
- "You don't have to pull out"
- [Insert random trend] is my life
- "At the gym, gotta look good for the summer"
- "Only a real man can tame me"
- "I am a home health aide"
- "You'll bring condoms next time?"
- "He's six weeks old"
- "Rent's due, I don't know what to do"
- "I go part-time at the community college"
- "I need a real one to step up"

 

[the cac mamba]

"Nah don't worry about him he doesnt understand what we're doing"

Do you have an iPhone charger

"you got Cash App?"

 

[KENNY DA COOKER]

The thot book of rhymes:
- "Come over after 1, my daughter is getting picked by her father"
- "My phone bout to get cut off"
- [Random Bible Verse] and then insert random act of violence if someone gets out of line.
- "I'm the Queen"
- "You don't have to pull out"
- [Insert random trend] is my life
- "At the gym, gotta look good for the summer"
- "Only a real man can tame me"
- "I am a home health aide"
- "You'll bring condoms next time?"
- "He's six weeks old"
- "Rent's due, I don't know what to do"
- "I go part-time at the community college"
- "I need a real one to step up"

^^^^^he told no lies.....

 

[old boy]

The thot book of rhymes:
- "Come over after 1, my daughter is getting picked by her father"
- "My phone bout to get cut off"
- [Random Bible Verse] and then insert random act of violence if someone gets out of line.
- "I'm the Queen"
- "You don't have to pull out"
- [Insert random trend] is my life
- "At the gym, gotta look good for the summer"
- "Only a real man can tame me"
- "I am a home health aide"
- "You'll bring condoms next time?"
- "He's six weeks old"
- "Rent's due, I don't know what to do"
- "I go part-time at the community college"
- "I need a real one to step up"

i'm hella mad

 

[old boy]

i'm hella mad

edit: nikka said he's six weeks old

 

[Huda2daf]

fry my chicken HARD