Things Thots Say For 500 Alex

[MITS]

“All men want to do is fukk me “

“My new man treats me like a queen” Two days later bytch posting independent woman shyt and nikkas ain’t shyt memes.

IG stories of them walking on a trail thinking they are some avid hiker or fitness guru. Same night patron shots over and over

 

[Originalman]

Yall may think I am lying. But I be in mexico for work and some of the females my mexican coworkers mess with be saying the same shyt...


Jesus christ of latter day saints...

 

[Music Fiend]

If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best.

Easily tied for number 1 or 2. Came in here to say it... never met a chick who has said this that didnt do suspect things.

This Marilyn quote, along with the quote "everything happens for a reason" have to the top 2.

 

[Jack Skellington]

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

I’m a sapiosexual

I’m sex positive

 

[13473]

"I dont get along with other females"

this isn't thotty

 

[muzikfrk75]

I can't believe nobody has said "I love hard"

 

[pete clemenza]

"Surround yourself with people that uplift you and.... blah blah blah"

I'm so sick of those memes

 

[shagnificent belafonte]

I love u

I'm single

U the best I ever had

Who, him? He ain't nobody

I got a job

I need to pay my mama to babysit

I need a ride

Where the weed at

I drink crown

I drink peach ciroc

My cable got cut off

I need a new phone

 

[Kongo McMicheal]

Any chick who posts Bob Marley quotes

 

[Scuti]

"No hookups"

 

[shagnificent belafonte]

Gets in YOUR car and you're playing Donny Hathaway, D'Angelo, James Brown, Ohio Players, Bill Withers or any high level art and she goes "what are you listening to .. Can i connect my phone rather "

Then starts raping your ears with some monotone uninspired garbage... Then throws in a random Alliyah or Tamia song to show you her Playlist is "deep" like that

If she dont like can u stand the rain by new edition or she cant name a stevie wonder song....


....

 

[Swirv]

Im tired of being ran through

 

[Rocket Scientist]

" I have my guard up because I been hurt before"

 

[WhatsGoodTy]

“Do you love me?”