Things Thots Say For 500 Alex

[Marezzy]

“I’m just looking for conversation”

You have taken all her clothes off and as soon as you pull the panties down she says “what are you doing”

“I wanna eat eat and drink drink”

Having a normal conversation with her “you know what would make this better? Alcohol!”

Good vibes only

“You don’t know how to pull out”

 

[TEH]

...insert ratchet rap song lyrics

 

[DrexlersFade]

"I'm Bored"

 

[Jhoon]

I’m a sapiosexual

This phrase is all over OKCupid.

 

[Jhoon]

I was trying to talk some chick a few weeks back. So I tried talking to her about being a tactile/kinetic/etc learner.

She said Jay, you’re acting weird again.

 

[Theolodius_Black]

not in my hair.

I know you consistent with the gif, but i can't tell you how perfect this is for what you just typed:Booklaugh:

 

[The M.I.C.]

"Im not looking for a relationship" or "I dont get along with other females"

Instant red flags when I heard this shyt over the years and I have NEVER been proven wrong. Women who don't have many or no female friends have always been garbage status to me.

 

[Psychosis]

They will write an adjective for their middle name on face book. Example - Tiara “Independent Boss bytch” Johnson

The accuracy

Random thottie writing that, feeling like

 

[DapMeUp!]

"Im not looking for a relationship" or "I dont get along with other females"

 

[Brock Landers]

My nikka the amount of bytches I see saying they going vegan is crazy.

and they also blab about how they are going on a "diet"

but by tomorrow, you see them on their IG/FB story eating some fancy crab/chicken dinner at a restaurant on a Friday night

bytches out here with diets solely consisting of ramen noodles and plan B pills talking about they not trying to eat anything with a soul

 

[Kwabena]

"Don’t tell me what someone said about me" or some variant of that

 

[MaxBundles]

If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best.

On God, this shyt disgusts me

 

[gangreen]

I know this our first week of knowing eachother but meet my son.

 

[KENNY DA COOKER]

"do you have a wash rag for me?"

"don't cum in my mouth! "

"can you cut my son's hair?"

"I ain't got time to read all that"

"you got Cash App?"

 

[Yinny]

Other than the unsafe sex and allegedly not getting along with other females, most of these don’t apply to just thots. *sucks teeth*