Things Thots Say For 500 Alex

[Amor fati]

"You have to love yourself first"
"I'm good luv"
"Nunya"
"This is my season"
"Sex just complicates things"

They'll also be a fan of:
Makeup
Social Media
Yoga
Michelle Obama's new book
Beyonce/Rihanna/Erykah Badu
Issa Rae
Traveling
Patron
Online boutiques

Modern day hoes are absolutely trash

Bunch of these good for nothing whores are double minded and are unstable in all their ways.

 

[LordLyons]

i gave my life to christ

 

[LordLyons]

fukk small talk. I want to have deep conversations with my loved one. Let’s talk about aliens, the universe, God

 

[Cartier Murphy]

“I’m allergic to latex”

 

[SleezyBigSlim]

You never gone come back are you

 

[Hersh]

im different.

i can try.

i dont do this often .

 

[Pimpdaddy]

"no"

 

[ReadOneBookAWeek]

"I'm not like that anymore"

 

[Cloutius Maximus]

do you have condoms or should i pick some up?

 

[BushidoBrown]

“sex work is real work”
“trans women are women”

 

[King Khufu]

The infamous chick "uhh"
bytches love saying that when they annoyed or upset.

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Yo what's going on, where are y'all finding these women I've heard these too


I'm applying for my passport

 

[WesCrook]

Every house she goes to: "What's your WiFi password?"

Either her phone is off or she has a low data plan.

 

[Legal]

bytches out here with diets solely consisting of ramen noodles and plan B pills talking about they not trying to eat anything with a soul

Sweet Christmas

 

[Sohh_lifted]

This thread is gold...