Things Thots Say For 500 Alex

[The Phoenix]

I’m $40 short.....

"Can I hold $20/$40?"

I gotta stop fukkin with these thots. Sheesh.

 

[Don'tCallMeLuckyB]

“ i got church in the morning “

Going on ig and in the bio or in the employment section of facebook
“ future nurse in the making “
“ mommy of three “
“ Jaden’s Mommy “

My fav when they on a dating website and they have their bio
“ I’m only on here for friends, I have a man “

Then by the end of the week they sucking dikk

 

[Responsible Allen Iverson]

*Posts sexy instagram pic with a long ass caption that nobody reads*

 

[Sohh_lifted]

Gets in YOUR car and you're playing Donny Hathaway, D'Angelo, James Brown, Ohio Players, Bill Withers or any high level art and she goes "what are you listening to .. Can i connect my phone rather "

Then starts raping your ears with some monotone uninspired garbage... Then throws in a random Alliyah or Tamia song to show you her Playlist is "deep" like that

bro

 

[King Jae]

Your car looks like( insert random dude she fukked name) car....

 

[Hersh]

when u picking me up?

im hungry

i dont know what I want

 

[fukkyalifestyle]

Put it in my dikk sucker

 

[fukkyalifestyle]

Smell my fingers

 

[fukkyalifestyle]

I got a big p*ssy

 

[Marco Zen]

"I know that's right...",

for stuff they may not know is right or not

 

[Marco Zen]

Gets in YOUR car and you're playing Donny Hathaway, D'Angelo, James Brown, Ohio Players, Bill Withers or any high level art and she goes "what are you listening to .. Can i connect my phone rather "

Then starts raping your ears with some monotone uninspired garbage... Then throws in a random Alliyah or Tamia song to show you her Playlist is "deep" like that

OMG!!! TELLEM

 

[DatLBCGuy562]

*standing in a circle at the club with equally annoying, drunk, ghetto hood rat friends while some random mumble rapper plays*

*yells “aye” “aye” “aye” over and over again while cheering on some ratchet doing a basic ass dance*

Most annoying shyt EVER

 

[WhoShotCha]

"You have to love yourself first"
"I'm good luv"
"Nunya"
"This is my season"
"Sex just complicates things"

They'll also be a fan of:
Makeup
Social Media
Yoga
Michelle Obama's new book
Beyonce/Rihanna/Erykah Badu
Issa Rae
Traveling
Patron
Online boutiques

Modern day hoes are absolutely trash

 

[Gyasi85]

 

[Amor fati]

No man rules over me

I'm my own woman

Don't judge me

I can't do African men they are too uncivilized(Thot Bedwench)

I'm looking for a serious man(Either falls for the same trap or simply she goes back on her own word)

I'm not looking to play games(Yet she plays games with the dude with her weirdo western logic)