Things you co-workers share with you thread

[Soundbwoy]

I chilling during my break eating my apple and enjoying the view(females at my job )
me and a co-worker i know from a previous job start talking, he is telling me how its hard at home, barely see his wife(different schedule) and there has been some drama lately,but for the last 2 week hes been sitting in the train next to a chick they've been talking on the way to work and now he is considering smashing her.
He ask me what he should do
I told him think about what you have to lose(wife,kid,house,car) but whatever you do,do it right

 

[Heafcliffe]

Awkward shyt right chea:

Fine bytch telling me all of her business about who she dating and fukking. "Friend Zoned"

nikka talking about his finances with a kid, wife and house and shyt

Gay dude talking about his diagnosis of the "monster" and

Female co-worker telling me about possibly being pregnant by some drug dealer who ain't shyt

I try to fall back and be cool but one of my ex-coworkers says that people like to talk to me and tell me shyt

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

Awkward shyt right chea:

Fine bytch telling me all of her business about who she dating and fukking. "Friend Zoned"

nikka talking about his finances with a kid, wife and house and shyt

Gay dude talking about his diagnosis of the "monster" and

Female co-worker telling me about possibly being pregnant by some drug dealer who ain't shyt

I try to fall back and be cool but one of my ex-coworkers says that people like to talk to me and tell me shyt:yeshrug:

THIS SUMS UP MY EXISTENCE. I WISH PEOPLE WOULDN'T BURDEN ME WITH THEIR ISSUES. I DON'T TALK MUCH SO PEOPLE TAKE THAT AS THEIR QUEUE TO TELL ME shyt. I'VE LEARNED TO SMALL TALK TO AVOID THIS SOMETIMES.

 

[jazzfan]

I get co workers telling me they got the herpes. Too many women I know got that shyt.

 

[Soundbwoy]

latina chick i used to work with telling me
-she is got a train ran on her by 2 cousin
- her bd is a pimp/crackhead
- she had a threesome with a male friend and her brother bm

 

[Soundbwoy]

THIS SUMS UP MY EXISTENCE. I WISH PEOPLE WOULDN'T BURDEN ME WITH THEIR ISSUES. I DON'T TALK MUCH SO PEOPLE TAKE THAT AS THEIR QUEUE TO TELL ME shyt. I'VE LEARNED TO SMALL TALK TO AVOID THIS SOMETIMES.

small talk dont work with these folks

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

small talk dont work with these folks

DON'T GIVE THEM A CHANCE TO TALK. KEEP CHANGING THE SUBJECT WHEN THEY GET CLOSE TO BRING UP SOME shyt. THAT shyt IS AN ART.

 

[Buckeye Fever]

That's why I eat lunch in my car. I don't want ppl getting too familiar wit me. Telling me shyt like im a counselor

 

[HabitualLineSteppa]

My daily reaction within a given workplace...everyday for the last 10 years of my life...

I've heard the herpes stories...The pregger stories...the "I'm fukkin the sup" stories, the "I make 70K a yr and I'm still broke cause I'm hung up on the wrong shyt in life stories", the "I'm just tryna turn my life around cause I don't want to trap no more" stories...


And in spite of it all...I wouldn't change a thing (regardless of how annoying these folks are) because it gives me more insight into how awesome/fukked humans can be/are...

 

[Rich Spirit]

man today this dude at my job was trying to show me this chick that he met, next thing you know he pulls up a video of the bytch sucking his dikk I immediately walked away. People get way to comfortable with each other at the workplace

 

[Sad Bunny]

I get co workers telling me they got the herpes. Too many women I know got that shyt.

 

[Willy Waffle]

small talk dont work with these folks

exactly.

random day with me on lunch with me sitting at the table trying to read the paper.

*og who been working here for 20+ years walks in the dining area*

OG: *walks in dinind area, looks to see if anyone around*
OG: my nikkka willy whats good with u young blood
Me: Nothing *avoids eye contact with him and continue reading the paper*
OG: *takes seat by me*

OG: Willy let me tell u lil brotha, dem crakkkas aint shyt!
OG: They had me hear working til 7 last night
OG :*continutes rambling about random racist shyt going on in the world*
OG: Let me tell u something young blood, them crakkas stole rock and roll from us, even destroyed out history.
OG: cleopatra was black. ever body know she look like pan grier except pan grier had a fatta ass.
Me: *still looking through the paper*

*Random white lady walk in to vending machine*
OG: Like i said Mr. Waffleman, you need to diversify your bonds and stock. Exxonmobile is where yo go.

*white employee leaves*
OG: them crakkas aint shyt, you know they tried to set oj up right, young blood?
ME: *look at clock on wall*
ME: It's about that time, peace OG

 

[Mr. Jack Napier]

This is exactly why I always have my mp3 player & phone on me. The headphones deflect them from conversing with you. Also playing games on your phone makes it look like your busy.

 

[OG_StankBrefs]

exactly.

random day with me on lunch with me sitting at the table trying to read the paper.

*og who been working here for 20+ years walks in the dining area*

OG: *walks in dinind area, looks to see if anyone around*
OG: my nikkka willy whats good with u young blood
Me: Nothing *avoids eye contact with him and continue reading the paper*
OG: *takes seat by me*

OG: Willy let me tell u lil brotha, dem crakkkas aint shyt!
OG: They had me hear working til 7 last night
OG :*continutes rambling about random racist shyt going on in the world*
OG: Let me tell u something young blood, them crakkas stole rock and roll from us, even destroyed out history.
OG: cleopatra was black. ever body know she look like pan grier except pan grier had a fatta ass.
Me: *still looking through the paper*

*Random white lady walk in to vending machine*
OG: Like i said Mr. Waffleman, you need to diversify your bonds and stock. Exxonmobile is where yo go.

*white employee leaves*
OG: them crakkas aint shyt, you know they tried to set oj up right, young blood?
ME: *look at clock on wall*
ME: It's about that time, peace OG

lmao

 

[Dooby]

This actually reminded me of some things I wished stay buried in deep within my subconscious thoughts