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its funny seeing how folks switch up when a certain somebody walks in the room after talking greasy about them 
Things you co-workers share with you thread
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its funny seeing how folks switch up when a certain somebody walks in the room after talking greasy about them 
Coworkers oversharing is the worst. At my old job, my supervisor used to talk about how she slept with coworkers when she worked for Cisco in Europe. She also kept talking (bragging?) about the "man parts" she keeps in her bedroom for lonely nights. All this would have been tolerable if she was hot but the bytch was a dead ringer for ET and was built like a 2 liter bottle of Coke.
She was crazy and unpleasant. One morning, she walked in the middle of the room I shared with my coworkers and started crying about how her cat killed itself, no bullshyt. So glad I'm not working there anymore.
She was crazy and unpleasant. One morning, she walked in the middle of the room I shared with my coworkers and started crying about how her cat killed itself, no bullshyt. So glad I'm not working there anymore.
The ultimate shut the fukk up and don't fukkin talk to me symbol but nikkas still try to talk to you like
Mr Uncle Leroy
All Star
OG knows how to play the game...dig that
The ultimate shut the fukk up and don't fukkin talk to me symbol but nikkas still try to talk to you like
i dont get how mofo will try to carry a conversation when you have your headphone blasting
yeahisaidit
All Star
- One coworker's wife has breast implants
- One has nipple rings
- One was just dumped by her boyfriend who's back in Arizona; She's also sleeping with a female E-7 (she's a E-3)
- One hates the trailer he lives in because the connection isn't strong enough to download porn
- One bragged about how good his wife was and how American women aren't shyt (she's German), now he's crying to me about how she's cheating on him (we're deployed, and I don't feel sorry for him AT ALL)
- One is gay, but doesn't know how to tell another coworker of ours he is and that he's in love with him
- One hates white people
I could go on and on...
Just another day in the military.
- One has nipple rings
- One was just dumped by her boyfriend who's back in Arizona; She's also sleeping with a female E-7 (she's a E-3)
- One hates the trailer he lives in because the connection isn't strong enough to download porn
- One bragged about how good his wife was and how American women aren't shyt (she's German), now he's crying to me about how she's cheating on him (we're deployed, and I don't feel sorry for him AT ALL)
- One is gay, but doesn't know how to tell another coworker of ours he is and that he's in love with him
- One hates white people
I could go on and on...
Just another day in the military.
Arrogance.
King Novak of Melbourne, the First of His Name
I've been at the same job for 3 years. Tried my hardest to stay out of everyone else's shyt because I have enough drama of my own/in my life to deal with. Of course I've been sucked into workplace politics, and I've had people tell me shyt I didn't want to know.
- Got a coworker with: Herpes, HPV, and gonorrhea. All different people.
- One of my coworkers is abused at home by her boyfriend. Dents in the car, lumps upside her head, diminished self esteem.
- Manager is divorced, never mentioned it to anyone, and fukking the sister of an underling.
- Person at my job who makes the most money/is a man of God can't manage his money for shyt, and is currently fukking other women while being separated from his wife.
And other things I don't want to really be mixed up in as well. So many of my coworkers want to be viewed as pristine people and then do things to throw their personal business on front street for everyone to see. This is why I prefer to take lunch solo and flirt with coworkers off the clock/keep it strictly 9-5.
- Got a coworker with: Herpes, HPV, and gonorrhea. All different people.
- One of my coworkers is abused at home by her boyfriend. Dents in the car, lumps upside her head, diminished self esteem.
- Manager is divorced, never mentioned it to anyone, and fukking the sister of an underling.
- Person at my job who makes the most money/is a man of God can't manage his money for shyt, and is currently fukking other women while being separated from his wife.
And other things I don't want to really be mixed up in as well. So many of my coworkers want to be viewed as pristine people and then do things to throw their personal business on front street for everyone to see. This is why I prefer to take lunch solo and flirt with coworkers off the clock/keep it strictly 9-5.
I've learned to stay away from hoodrats, giving advice just doesnt work, they still keep doing the same shyt and keep wondering why bad stuff keeps happening.
I had a co-worker who had a thug bf who had done time but was trying to redeem himself, she would get on birth control one week literally and the next week when they fought she'd get off her birth control and then they'd hook up and fukk with no rubber because she's comfortable with him then next thing you know she'd be preggo making a trip to the clinic. WTF? not to mention she's creepin with a married dude who promptly came to her aid and fukked her to help her feel better after she revealed she got the herps from thug bf. I wonder if that nika wife burnin now... It was just a matter of time for her, I saw it coming brehs and couldnt stop it.
I had a co-worker who had a thug bf who had done time but was trying to redeem himself, she would get on birth control one week literally and the next week when they fought she'd get off her birth control and then they'd hook up and fukk with no rubber because she's comfortable with him then next thing you know she'd be preggo making a trip to the clinic. WTF? not to mention she's creepin with a married dude who promptly came to her aid and fukked her to help her feel better after she revealed she got the herps from thug bf. I wonder if that nika wife burnin now... It was just a matter of time for her, I saw it coming brehs and couldnt stop it.
If they're not the supervisor, have no potential to be the supervisor, and/or not cool with the supervisor like that, I don't fukk w/ them. If I can't avoid the situation, I'll be rude and keep my answers short
Carolina Slim
Superstar
I had a co-worker, thick Latina back in NY who shared ALL SORTS of stuff with me. We went to a NASCAR race in Pocono, and she picked me up in a brand new Mercury Mountaineer. She always complained about how she had no dough, even though she was making good dough as a legal secretary. Her kids was in private school, her ex husband didn't give her dough for private school, etc etc. I asked her how she was pushing that whip if she ain't never have no money. Her "friend" co-signed the whip for her. 
I was like "your FRIEND? This ain't some nikka you dating?" This FRIEND co-signed her whip for her. Like a year and a half later, she came by my cube asking for advice since her whip had got repossessed. She tried to front like she had only missed "a couple payments" 
I knew that "friend" nikka had to be all sorts of hot.
This chick was also built Ford tough, too, especially for her age; she was in her early 40s at the time. She told me about some nikka that she was dealing with that refused to give it to her in the booty. She had a fatty back there, and this nikka refused to give it to her that way. She was asking me what she should do. I was like "he must be gay, that's the only explanation I have for a nikka not wanting to do that, especially after you just told him that's what you like".
I was like "your FRIEND? This ain't some nikka you dating?" This FRIEND co-signed her whip for her. Like a year and a half later, she came by my cube asking for advice since her whip had got repossessed. She tried to front like she had only missed "a couple payments" I knew that "friend" nikka had to be all sorts of hot.This chick was also built Ford tough, too, especially for her age; she was in her early 40s at the time. She told me about some nikka that she was dealing with that refused to give it to her in the booty. She had a fatty back there, and this nikka refused to give it to her that way. She was asking me what she should do. I was like "he must be gay, that's the only explanation I have for a nikka not wanting to do that, especially after you just told him that's what you like".
the way our desks here are structured there is no privacy. we're all in each other's shyt so if there's something you want to keep secret you basically can not talk/email/im about it for the 9-10 hours you're here or someone will likely catch you. it's all good though, makes for some good jest to keep this place less boring.
I always eat in my car, more relaxing and im`a pretty private guy. I got no desire to "know" my co-workers
Carolina Slim
Superstar
Mine too. If I'm on a personal call, I'll have to have it go to my cell and then take a walk. Not too bad, I ain't the type that's constantly got people calling him anyway.
u in tha navy?
