Things You Didn't Understand About The Coli At First

Vice Queen

aka Joe Henny
Supporter
Joined
Jan 15, 2015
Messages
34,030
Reputation
10,495
Daps
122,182
Biggest simp missteps i can recall offhand

5. Giving this pretty, popular blondie with a bubble butt my lunch money for a few weeks during highschool, and one day pulling her aside to tell her my name and get hers. It stopped the day she came, got 85 cents off me, and handed it to a dude. My boys clowned me.

4. Rushing across town at 3am to pick up a girl from the bar, when her boyfriend said fukk that. He was right:francis: Whatever happened to her was none of my business, as the man she chose over me didnt even go to get her.

3. I didnt get to eat my $45 prom meal because i was trying to bribe the principal and vice principal to let this girl i liked in. I was so frustrated, i was brought to tears. Both for her coming all the way out there just to be told no, and also for my boy flaking on her like that. Classic simp behavior, wish someone scolded me for caring so much.

2. Being the emotional tampon for a girl for an entire summer because she broke up with her boyfriend. Shoulda gave her a bottle of Ambien and turned my head.

1. Having the girl i love cry because she couldnt see her boyfriend a state over...and initially agreeing to take her to see him.:francis:

Bonus: i had a chick i was vibing with alone at a bowling alley one night. We drinking, she coming onto me, and she mentions her ex boyfriend about to leave town for the military. She was down to one night with me. Instead, i got her to open up about him, and convinced her to call and him and go see him before he leaves by the end of the week.

Long story short, the only thing being a good guy has gotten me is loneliness, heartache, a dry dikk, and people telling me "I will find someone one day." There is a good chance im going to be her "savior" after she had to make a ton of mistakes. Long story short, i should have ate, cause there is no reward for having a conscience.
Come and let me make you some cornbread and drain your sorrows. Yes, sorrows.
 

Vice Queen

aka Joe Henny
Supporter
Joined
Jan 15, 2015
Messages
34,030
Reputation
10,495
Daps
122,182
The one big thing I never got is how a lot of the men here constantly run into ain't shyt women to the point where they believe all women ain't shyt. Like there's not a one that will do right by you?


The Coli is so entwined into my life, I saw an ad about House of Hardcore (it's wrestling) and they used the abbreviation HOH and I immediately thought hard on hoes until I really looked at it.
 

Milk N Cookies

(Self-titled) Queen of the Film Room
Supporter
Joined
Sep 4, 2013
Messages
27,101
Reputation
11,049
Daps
62,274
Reppin
Movies and tv shows
Nobody believes you're a female **** :scust:

tumblr_n4t885x7kj1so1m0ao1_500.gif

Yeah aight, I been here long enough and have pics on pics on pics that's says different.
 

LEEeveryday

The-Coli Music Critic
Supporter
Joined
Sep 4, 2015
Messages
8,113
Reputation
4,136
Daps
30,535
Reppin
#LyricsMatter
Yeah you a goofy.

Funny how the only thing that stood out to me in this entire diatribe is your accusation of just me being "white".

Go out for a walk or something, then when you ready to have this talk on some real shyt and not emotion, then we can progress.

Oh yeah and stop calling @Crucial and @Kitsch to help you with your arguments. :heh: Believe in yourself.

I simply asked if you were white. I really don't know, It could help me understand your position, without putting you down for your race.
Your hostility is fascinating to me. Why are you defensive?

I've been called a corn ball and a goofy by you, but I'm the one using emotion?:patrice:

Your true colors are unraveling my friend.
 

iFightSeagullsForBread

The Working Class Hero
Joined
Nov 30, 2014
Messages
8,511
Reputation
-870
Daps
27,286
Reppin
Somewhere in Chicago
I simply asked if you were white. I really don't know, It could help me understand your position, without putting you down for your race.
Your hostility is fascinating to me. Why are you defensive?

I've been called a corn ball and a goofy by you, but I'm the one using emotion?:patrice:

Your true colors are unraveling my friend.

Don't do that. You ain't ready for this convo. Simple as that.
 

iFightSeagullsForBread

The Working Class Hero
Joined
Nov 30, 2014
Messages
8,511
Reputation
-870
Daps
27,286
Reppin
Somewhere in Chicago
:mindblown:

I have no idea what you're talking about breh...perhaps you should take that walk you suggested i take.

Put it like this, since you take everything litterally.

When you accused me of being white, with no other evidence indicating that I was, other than the apparent notion that we disagree on the topic.

I stopped taking you seriously. That's some reasoning a corn-ball, such as yourself, would have to posses.

I'm gonna leave it at this and continue to enjoy my time slacking off at work. When you're ready to have this convo, on some grown man shyt, get at me.

Choice is yours.
 
Last edited:
Top