Things you thought about sex that turned out to be wrong as you got older.

Scustin Bieburr

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1. Women want sex to last a really long time.
I heard all kinds of jokes and things about men not lasting very long in bed and how that's a disappointment. I heard songs about doing it 'all night long' and things like that. In my experience they're usually ready for a 'break' in the action after about half an hour. And by 'break' they mean stop. Ive only met one woman who was freaky enough to keep going for over an hour and then ready to go again later.

2. Women all want heavy meat.
I've had women ask me to slow down, stop, or straight up say 'that hurts' during sex. Totally killed the momentum for me right when I was getting in the groove. Not every woman can take dikk and I don't even think I'm THAT big.

3. Women can ride dikk forever.
Maybe it's because I havent really messed with any women who run track or marathons, but the longest a woman has been able to stay on for me was probably 5 min, and then she got tired and wanted to switch positions.

4. Women don't like giving head, and those who do it when you don't ask are amazing at it.
Simply not true. I've only ever had 2 women who were actually really good at this. Most are so bad that I just ask them to stop and I thought maybe I just didn't like getting head until I met a freak who knew exactly what she was doing.

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2. Women all want heavy meat.
I've had women ask me to slow down, stop, or straight up say 'that hurts' during sex. Totally killed the momentum for me right when I was getting in the groove. Not every woman can take dikk and I don't even think I'm THAT big.
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this thread now bout them inches


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Tony D'Amato

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1. Women want sex to last a really long time.
I heard all kinds of jokes and things about men not lasting very long in bed and how that's a disappointment. I heard songs about doing it 'all night long' and things like that. In my experience they're usually ready for a 'break' in the action after about half an hour. And by 'break' they mean stop. Ive only met one woman who was freaky enough to keep going for over an hour and then ready to go again later.

2. Women all want heavy meat.
I've had women ask me to slow down, stop, or straight up say 'that hurts' during sex. Totally killed the momentum for me right when I was getting in the groove. Not every woman can take dikk and I don't even think I'm THAT big.

3. Women can ride dikk forever.
Maybe it's because I havent really messed with any women who run track or marathons, but the longest a woman has been able to stay on for me was probably 5 min, and then she got tired and wanted to switch positions.

4. Women don't like giving head, and those who do it when you don't ask are amazing at it.
Simply not true. I've only ever had 2 women who were actually really good at this. Most are so bad that I just ask them to stop and I thought maybe I just didn't like getting head until I met a freak who knew exactly what she was doing.

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Whats your measurements?:jbhmm:

Edit: no h0mo:unimpressed:
 
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Sex all night isn't a thing. It might be 20-30 minutes if I bring my A-game and switch a few positions. 45 if we pulling some props out.

These 90's RnB songs was lying like a mothafukka.

The head thing @Scustin Bieburr mentioned. 9 outta 10 women can't give head, and I usually only want it to get me up...after 2 minutes just let me put it in cause you just wasting time.
 
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