Things you thought about sex that turned out to be wrong as you got older.

Black Panther

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-That sexual promiscuity, especially having multiple partners, is emotionally fulfilling.

-That having a lot of sex would improve my self esteem or self image.

-That the quality of sex depends entirely on my performance.

-That women are good at communicating their needs (in and out the bedroom).

-That missionary is boring.

-That receiving oral is only a preamble to vaginal sex.

-That STDs are the only medical complications that can come from sex (look up prostatitis). :to:
 

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- That the sex stops when I orgasm, 'cause she orgasmed too, magically somehow like in the movies.
- Chicks that I'm attracted to sexually are good at sex because of said attractiveness.
- Yeast infections aren't that bad.
- Chicks want multiple rounds, all night long so I should build the stamina for it.
- Chicks that I care about don't need validation so I don't got to look/sound like I'm enjoying the shyts.
- Chicks with high pressure plumbing ain't just widdling on me 'cause they turned urinating into an erogenous activity replete with too much screaming.
- Indulging freaky broads who into water sports would ever become a thing of pleasure for me.
-Chicks with no titties aren't fun or sexually attractive.
-Nutting on chicks faces that I'm affectionate with is something that I'd learn to get into.​
 

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Big porno butts are nice to look at but trying to handle one is :damn:

Bouncing against my thighs leaving bruises, got my wrist hurting holding the booty meat apart, the weight of the top of the booty meat slamming down on my dikk and now my dikk hurt...its a lot :mjcry:

Might have mentioned it before, but having sex with an athletic woman is :whoa:

Smashed this track chick in college, body was insane but she was ALL MUSCLE...it was like getting fukked by a boa constrictor...legit thought that shyt was going to kill me...i felt like i did chest day, arm day, leg day, and ran a marathon all at once :mjcry:

bytch had me limping out the bedroom like
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This is why I can't ger with the Coli trend of wanting women to be lean mean killing machines like men.

Jello >>>
 

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I have more:

-That unattractive women can't fück or don't have good box.
-That attractive women are sexually experienced.
-That eating püssy was un-manly.
-That a 15 minute session isn't enough for you or her.
-That daily sex is totally desirable and necessary.
-That you MUST have sex if/when any woman offers it.
-That being uninterested in sex/rejecting püssy at any given moment makes you gay or less of a man.
-That aggressive thrusting is pleasurable for anyone involved.
 

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I have more:

-That unattractive women can't fück or don't have good box.
-That attractive women are sexually experienced.
-That eating püssy was un-manly.
-That a 15 minute session isn't enough for you or her.
-That daily sex is totally desirable and necessary.
-That you MUST have sex if/when any woman offers it.
-That being uninterested in sex/rejecting püssy at any given moment makes you gay or less of a man.
-That aggressive thrusting is pleasurable for anyone involved.
Eating p*ssy is unmanly





Big dikk nikkas don’t eat p*ssy
 
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