Things you thought about sex that turned out to be wrong as you got older.

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I think all young men grow up overrating doggystyle, when in reality it’s just a side not the main meal..missionary and its variations the GOAT. Now laying her flat on her stomach or with a pillow under pelvis :ohlawd: but plain ole OG doggy we grew up overrating it a lot…it’s good no doubt no better way to see the ass but as I got better in OG doggy takes the backseat.
 

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I think all young men grow up overrating doggystyle, when in reality it’s just a side not the main meal..missionary and its variations the GOAT. Now laying her flat on her stomach or with a pillow under pelvis :ohlawd: but plain ole OG doggy we grew up overrating it a lot…it’s good no doubt no better way to see the ass but as I got better in OG doggy takes the backseat.
Nah if the chick ass PHAT doggystyle still GOAT
 

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:russ: there's this girl I smashed at least five times in one night that lasted damn near the whole night. Stone cold freak who told me to my face I can do anything i want to her. And she meant that shyt. The next day I had to take a couple of naps :lolbron:
I had a chick like that recently, dated for like 8 months

She was wet 24/7 and always was down to fukk at any point of the night/day if we had time :whew: definitely had multiple 5-7 round days


Downside was she had a IUD and there was only a handful of positions I could smash in without feeling it :sadcam: :damn:sucks cuz the ass was fat but that random sharp pain was NOT worth it
 

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Nah if the chick ass PHAT doggystyle still GOAT

For YOU as a man, fasho doggystyle is the best way to see that ass and shape in all its glory,,,but as far as making sure she get dikkmatized I’ll go with missionary over doggy…but ain’t nothing like a slim waste with a phat ass in doggy..
 

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Cumming at the same time. Has happened like once in my life :mjlol:
Mad awkward ....

Men go "gnnnnnnnn". ....Done
Women go aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhbbbbhh.....hooooooooooooooo...whoooo..whoooo..whooooo....hummmmmmmmmmmm....then done.


What same time.. i gotta keep my dikk in when all i wanna do is fall and breath.. :francis:
 

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I had a chick like that recently, dated for like 8 months

She was wet 24/7 and always was down to fukk at any point of the night/day if we had time :whew: definitely had multiple 5-7 round days


Downside was she had a IUD and there was only a handful of positions I could smash in without feeling it :sadcam: :damn:sucks cuz the ass was fat but that random sharp pain was NOT worth it

Yea them chicks are cool and all but that shyt is way more tiring on u than her..we do 80% of the work so somedays u dnt have the energy and u dread it :mjcry:

Medium sex drive women the best, the ones with a legit high sex drive make u feel like u at work and got a second job , they are good for fun but a relationship nawl I can’t be pulling double shifts every day. They are rare to come across but when u do u better be ready to go to work…
 

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Yea them chicks are cool and all but that shyt is way more tiring on u than her..we do 80% of the work so somedays u dnt have the energy and u dread it :mjcry:

Medium sex drive women the best, the ones with a legit high sex drive make u feel like u at work and got a second job , they are good for fun but a relationship nawl I can’t be pulling double shifts every day. They are rare to come across but when u do u better be ready to go to work…
It was pretty chill in my case cuz it was at natural times, early morning wakeup, one right before we'd leave the crib, then a solid 3 throughout the night, naps n shyt in between :ehh: idk why but that drowsy middle of the night sex is >>>>>>

The IUD situation it what had me tired cuz I had to be on top to make sure I wouldn't hit it

I had a pawg before that who would do all the work :wow: that shyt was peak relaxation, smash then play video games with her for a few hours
 

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For YOU as a man, fasho doggystyle is the best way to see that ass and shape in all its glory,,,but as far as making sure she get dikkmatized I’ll go with missionary over doggy…but ain’t nothing like a slim waste with a phat ass in doggy..
Hell naw lol Missionary a good position to get a chick together but doggy man you can change her life! BUT that's your opinion my man:salute:
 

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It was pretty chill in my case cuz it was at natural times, early morning wakeup, one right before we'd leave the crib, then a solid 3 throughout the night, naps n shyt in between :ehh: idk why but that drowsy middle of the night sex is >>>>>>

The IUD situation it what had me tired cuz I had to be on top to make sure I wouldn't hit it

I had a pawg before that who would do all the work :wow: that shyt was peak relaxation, smash then play video games with her for a few hours

Yea I like them type of chicks not the ones that fukk like they on crack…they will drain u on a daily basis..

Damn I never had a chick who put in all the work, I’m still on the look out:wow:
 

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Damn I never had a chick who put in all the work, I’m still on the look out:wow:
Breh the first date she had free tickets to an NBA game from her homegirl that worked at the stadium

Ngl shyt felt like a Jordan Peele script :dead:take a nikka to a NBA game with damn near courtside seats, fire p*ssy, video games and cooked me steak :eat:



I dated a black r&b/rapping chick right after that to balance the scales :heh:
 

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Hell naw lol Missionary a good position to get a chick together but doggy man you can change her life! BUT that's your opinion my man:salute:

Literally different strokes for different folks lol, and I’m talking about basic doggy not the variations of it..….my orgasm and squirt rate in missionary is way higher than basic doggy…we just think the opposite lol doggy is good to get her together and beat that back in..but the right missionary is changing her life..
 
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Literally different strokes for different folks lol, and I’m talking about basic doggy not the variations of it..….my orgasm and squirt rate in missionary is way higher than basic doggy…we just think the opposite lol doggy is good to get her together and beat that back in..but the right missionary is changing her life..
See I think the opposite lol but yea different strokes for different folks LITERALLY LOL
 
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