Things you thought about sex that turned out to be wrong as you got older.

[Cᵣₐₛₕ&ₜₕₑCₒᵤₚ]

Straight up, if you can't slide raw Sex ain't even worth having imo. Lot of time wasted for some wack s***.​

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

I find it strange men are obsessed with penis size. to me it’s stupid. Women talking shyt about dikk size when they are inadequate in many areas that they refuse to change.

I thought it was known for the longest that women PREFER girth over anything...

shyt i seen multiple videos of men getting booty/head with meat lookin smaller than me yet im the one on pornhub,etc at home

 

[Steel]

Growing up I severely underestimated how horny women are. The movies made it seem like only teenage boys are thirsty. Nah woman scheme and plot on dudes just like guys. They just play the game different.

woman enjoy and seek out sex just as much as men. Woman go out intending seek sex and they consider it an L if they don’t find someone to bring home at night.

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

Growing up I severely underestimated how horny women are. The movies made it seem like only teenage boys are thirsty. Nah woman scheme and plot on dudes just like guys. They just play the game different.

woman enjoy and seek out sex just as much as men. Woman go out intending seek sex and they consider it an L if they don’t find someone to bring home at night.

shyt shouldn't be difficult.
Women can get sex whenever they want it

 

[Steel]

shyt shouldn't be difficult.
Women can get sex whenever they want it

Yeah but they are a lot more pickier than men.

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

Yeah but they are a lot more pickier than men.

Yeah
Thats on them tho.
I know i wish i could get some booty in the snap of a finger

 

[Easy-E]

Bro....I know that stupid ass experiment.
This whole squirt "female ejaculation", subject helped me to realize that scientists and doctors really aren't smart and they don't know what the fukk they are talking about.

Have you ever made a female squirt?

Not gonna work--I'm not 12.

We know where piss and "skeet" come from out a male.

Where does female ejaculate come from?

 

[Afro]

How normalized female sex toys are.

As an adult, every woman I have been with has had at least 1

My new gf has a drawer.

A drawer

 

[Bossino]

Pinning legs down is a no go, hell even less extreme positions like riding or doggy is an issue, 5 mins in it's 'my leg hurts, my back hurts'

bytches will let you get a whole core workout in if you hitting they spot in missionary. Talking bout "Dont stop, right there"

My back/core is work in progress, hoes need to put in work too

 

[Bossino]

Thought all women enjoy getting blasted on their face...


Thanks porn

Breh talking like he working a super soaker, of course obligatory


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[Tony D'Amato]

Tony D’homo killed the vibe quick.

Hoe

 

[Sccit]

SEX ALL NIGHT IS A THING

YALL JUST GOTA BE OFFA SOME THIZZ

GOAT EXPERIENCE

IF U AINT DONE IT U AINT LIVED

 

[karim]

I disagree on this. Just got to know how to tell them in the right way. I'm too damn old to be sitting through bad sex. So the main thing I tell them is that I'm going to nut regardless and that I want to make the sex about their pleasure. So I have them get on top doing what they were doing and ask them how it feels. Most say it's okay. So then I tell them to start slow grinding and find a rhythm that feels the best to them. Then I tell em to play with themselves to make it feel even better. Throw in some compliments how sexy there body looks while riding (since a lot are insecure how their body looks in that position) and maintain some good eye contact and that shyt drives them crazy. I've turned around more than a few females who wasn't working it right to be damn good at it and got to the point being on top was their favorite position which worked for me since I'd have to do less work. Also showed em all that extra bouncing around and shyt ain't necessary so they can go for longer. Unfortunately turned a few into straight up hoes after they discovered their newfound love of sex lol.

Yes, but that's not telling them, that's carefully guiding them through it.

 

[Artfull Dodger]

Thought all women enjoy getting blasted on their face...


Thanks porn

 

[Illuminatos]

As been mentioned a million times already but most women are trash at head, like complete garbage to the point where I don’t even care about that shyt anymore.