Things you thought about sex that turned out to be wrong as you got older.

[PerrinN]

in my teenage years, i thought my lil man would work regardless if i found the woman attractive or not...apparently, that's not the case when you're older

 

[Dallas' 4 Eva]

The flexibility one is the worst. My fave is Carmen Hayes and when I first tried to push a girls legs back it was mad disappointing. Most women ain't into that position is what I've found.

You gotta work that flexibility into them over time. Stretch her legs up a little further day by day until she aint got no issues being bent into a pretzel.

 

[Crayola Coyote]

Nah not really just a male ego thing.

Women like see and holding big dikks ...
Just like some men like big asses or big Titties.
It's sexually stimulating to them.

Now can they actually have sex with it? The majority of women can't even take regular meat without trying to keep you from going to hard..

It's like nikkaz like seeing big gigantic asses but alotta nikkaz Johnsons won't be able to get in from the back

I find it strange men are obsessed with penis size. to me it’s stupid. Women talking shyt about dikk size when they are inadequate in many areas that they refuse to change.

 

[Mike Nasty]

I never knew how wet p*ssy could get. No one ever mentioned it and you really couldn't tell in porn.

Then one chick rub her self out and then she said something about her panties being soaked. I stuck my hand down there and was like

and I'm not talking about that fake squirting shyt

 

[Crayola Coyote]

in my teenage years, i thought my lil man would work regardless if i found the woman attractive or not...apparently, that's not the case when you're older

actually that’s pretty normal as a woman drying out during sex. if a woman get pissed off that you go soft she doesn’t know shyt about men.

 

[jmegamar]

That position looks uncomfortable. But bro the amount of people that be having vanilla sex

Man who you telling. Had this one white woman who was into everything. Basically you couldn't tuck her hard enough it seemed. Always down for whatever. That was fun times.

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

this especially

why collect all those bodies if you gonna be a lame in bed

this made me realize sex is just a hamster wheel men get caught in.

how you talk all that city girls shyt but you can’t give flute dome or arcade stick top?

"flute dome".


Yo is that what it's called forreal??

On the head thing... OP knows what he's talking about.

I've only had SPECTACULAR head one time in my life. She was a freak and she was sucking me off and then turned my D sideways and started sucking it from the side. That mess had your boy knees buckling

 

[Crayola Coyote]

If you have an active sex life you’ll soon realise having a big dikk is more of a curse than a blessing. I can’t pound the shyt of them. As soon as I go to poundtown, they start telling me to stop cos it’s hurting, so I’m usually forced to do slow sex which sucks for me.

I also hate getting head. Like OP said, they’re usually not good at it, and Im just lying there like like until I get bored and I just wanna start smashing

Sex for me usually last maximum an hour. As soon as I come, I just want it to end but then a few minutes later I’m like I wanna go again, but usually that’s enough for her.

Oh and porn really has messed up a whole generation and will continue to. I feel sorry for these kids who grew up on porn before they start having sex.

a lot of Gen Z women watch porn too. There is a lot that are down for anal then you think. This one chick told me to stick it in her ass, I told her you need lube for that, she looked at me as if I didn’t know what I was talking about. Just told me to just use spit. You Joking right.

 

[desjardins]

Thought having a long dikk was way more important than it actually is
There are chicks out there who consider 6in and thick as a soda can big and 9in and thick as a kielbasa as small
That and most chicks can't take long dikk anyway

 

[Crayola Coyote]

This really stands out for me, especially because in movies and on TV, 99% of the time it's the woman on top and she keeps going until the sex is over.

Gotta tell you, I've never been fukked like the shyt you see on TV and find it strange that women complain about not being able to orgasm when they can't go more than 5 minutes being in control.

Like what do you expect? If I'm dictating the pace 90% of the time, I'm gonna do what feels good for me.

a lot don’t like to be on top or want to do anything. Had one chick that didn’t want to do doggy, just wanted me to pound away like idk it was weird. Maybe she wasn’t into me, didn’t wash her ass or been molested, flat out lazy cause she didn’t know how to give head or kiss well. What y’all think

 

[The Fade]

"flute dome".


Yo is that what it's called forreal??

 

[ReggieFlare]

Thread is hilarious. Nothing really to add, y'all have covered the major points.

The head shyt is too true, I can only remember one girl who gave me head good enough to make my toes curl.

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

Facts on facts on facts. I'd rather beat my meat before I subject myself to sex with a condom on.

I feel you but I refuse to pick up an std so if she aint the chic im in a relationship with, we gon have to use that rubber.

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

Thread is hilarious. Nothing really to add, y'all have covered the major points.

The head shyt is too true, I can only remember one girl who gave me head good enough to make my toes curl.

This thread should be required reading for all brehettes.

@Booksnrain I'm talking to you

 

[SNYC]

@ some of this stuff. Yeah, there's some truth in here.


Also, you can see why some dudes are with busted chicks. Some of them actually put in work