Things you've done that has guarenteed you a spot in hell

[Blankthawtz]

no one will find her body...not even God himself....

 

[Rawtid]

no one will find her body...not even God himself....

Statute of Limitations.

 

[Torrential]

no one will find her body...not even God himself....

 

[Ricky Church]

i don't think i want to mention what i did but i will. it was foul, even though the guy deserved it. once i pissed on my roommate's toothbrush. the motherfukker would always leave it in the shower and it'd be sitting close to the drain. oh, and there's more. one more story involving that same toothbrush and some other general little anecdotes...

 

[MikelArteta]

Repent

 

[WaveCapsByOscorp™]

stories like this is why nikkas need to keep their toothbrush in there got damn room

or just out of the shower. i mean, you'd have to be a pretty nasty motherfukker to leave your toothbrush lying around anyways. it wasn't like i dropped it on the shower floor and started pissing on it. i started pissing on it before i realized it was there. i had turned on the water to get the shower running, then jumped in. briefly realized i had to piss and started pissing. looked down, his toothbrush is caught in the crossfire. he was a nasty guy anyways. some mid-30s dude living in his parents' house for free, renting out the rooms for income and being a "landlord" (if that's what you want to call his half-assed attempts at taking care of the property). and, in his spare time, he'd work as a pizza delivery boy...

 

[WaveCapsByOscorp™]

i dunno where that picture's from, but i hope your not implying i'm gay or some shyt...

 

[Ricky Church]

i dunno where that picture's from, but i hope your not implying i'm gay or some shyt...

idc what ur personal sexual life is about, just pointing out that on the Real World: New Orleans, dude on the right pissed on dude on the left's toothbrush.

 

[Premeditated]

wtf did he do this is so wrong

this nikka pissed in my face while I was taking a shyt.

he said he been holding it in for two hours. He actually warned me he would piss on me if I didn't move in 5 seconds. I looked at him like cause I thought he was bluffing. then all of a sudden I feel this warn liquid on my face.
breh....I was literally crying while on the toilet.

Spoiler

worse part is, I still couldn't move because I still had a half of turd stuck up my culo that couldn't come out.

 

[Dusty Bake Activate]

Something so foul and evil I won't even mention it. I will take it to the grave with me. But it will always haunt me.

 

[Ricky Church]

this nikka pissed in my face while I was taking a shyt.

he said he been holding it in for two hours. He actually warned me he would piss on me if I didn't move in 5 seconds. I looked at him like cause I thought he was bluffing. then all of a sudden I feel this warn liquid on my face.
breh....I was literally crying while on the toilet.

Spoiler

worse part is, I still couldn't move because I still had a half of turd stuck up my culo that couldn't come out.

shoulda kept that story in the vault

 

[WaveCapsByOscorp™]

idc what ur personal sexual life is about, just pointing out that on the Real World: New Orleans, dude on the right pissed on dude on the left's toothbrush.

oh. all i saw was two dudes hugged up and i was like . it must be a rite of passage in this city to piss on your roommates toothbrush or something...

 

[killacal]

this nikka pissed in my face while I was taking a shyt.

he said he been holding it in for two hours. He actually warned me he would piss on me if I didn't move in 5 seconds. I looked at him like cause I thought he was bluffing. then all of a sudden I feel this warn liquid on my face.
breh....I was literally crying while on the toilet.

Spoiler

worse part is, I still couldn't move because I still had a half of turd stuck up my culo that couldn't come out.

talk about a double loss

 

[Premeditated]

shoulda kept that story in the vault

I was 10 anyways

 

[Rawtid]

this nikka pissed in my face while I was taking a shyt.

he said he been holding it in for two hours. He actually warned me he would piss on me if I didn't move in 5 seconds. I looked at him like cause I thought he was bluffing. then all of a sudden I feel this warn liquid on my face.
breh....I was literally crying while on the toilet.

Spoiler

worse part is, I still couldn't move because I still had a half of turd stuck up my culo that couldn't come out.

Yo!!!