Things you've done that has guarenteed you a spot in hell

[ugksam]

I was 10 anyways

your face got pissed on

 

[BruhMayne]

this nikka pissed in my face while I was taking a shyt.

 

[innocentdevil]

Being a non-believer

 

[resurrection]

Being a non-believer

This

and skipping my New Testament class in undergrad and staying home and watching an illegally downloaded version of Passion of the Christ instead

 

[Ricky Church]

I'm fukkin' dying over here yo!

 

[Nemesis]

some serious serious fraud

sleeping with an engaged woman and then sleeping with her a month after her wedding

having a threesome with sisters

pretending to have a seizure in an exam I was about to fail because I didnt study for it


There is only one thing in the list that I really regret ....

 

[RealestSinceKumbaya]

nikkas talkin about they going to "Hell" because they smoked weed.
That's some real dork shyt.

 

[Ricky Church]

no such thing as heaven and hell, so I'm cool...

 

[Metta World Movement]

I used to put my dikk on the dog for fun

Pretty sure that's hell-worthy

 

[ChocolateGiddyUp]

nikkas talkin about they going to "Hell" because they smoked weed.
That's some real dork shyt.

Do you realize what type of dumb ass shyt you can supposedly go to hell for??

nikkas cant eat bacon

 

[ugksam]

I used to put my dikk on the dog for fun

Pretty sure that's hell-worthy

what the fukk

 

[bangedher_wholesquad]

killin,

f8ckin married b!tches.

abortions

not going to church to ask for forgiveness most of all

I'm going to church this sunday.

 

[Lewis Black]

I laid the murder game down

 

[Metta World Movement]

what the fukk

Nah, son....not sexually

I mean I used to go in front of the mirror in my room, whip out the dikk, put it on top of his head, and just look at the dog in the mirror with my dikk on his head, and just laugh...because he looked funny mean-muggin' with penis atop his head

I was a young, silly boy

 

[Nemesis]

Nah, son....not sexually

I mean I used to go in front of the mirror in my room, whip out the dikk, put it on top of his head, and just look at the dog in the mirror with my dikk on his head, and just laugh...because he looked funny mean-muggin' with penis atop his head

I was a young, silly boy

werent you worried that the dog would one day just bite your dikk?