Think you can smash?

[King Crimson]

took about 3 tries


can't believe I did that.

Me neither. And I had to use the walkthrough to hit.

Spoiler

It was worth it though

I smashed 5 times, but I used the cheat sheet.

Here it is.

Spoiler

1. Introduce yourself
2. Compliment her (looks or outfit - doesn't matter which)
3. Say something smart
4. Kiss Her Cheek
5. Click "over 18"
6. Read Poetry
7. Kiss Her
8. Dance - slect soft rock or jazz
9. Kiss while dancing
10. Dip and kiss her neck
11. Go back to couch, then go somewhere else, go to kitchen
12. Drink wine (maximum twice)
13. Get steaks
14. Get into hot tub - she'll say do it later but will change into her bikini
15. Compliment her, eat dinner, drink wine and talk to her - she'll now be game and want to go somewhere else
16. Get in hit tub
17. Drink wine
18. Play Truth or Dare
19. Go truth the first time or the game get stuck - doesn't matter after there
20. She'll go truth first then dare twice
21. Dare her to take off her top
22. Dare her to take of her bottoms
23. Kiss her
24. French kiss her
25. Fondle her breasts
26. Massage shoulders
27. Lick nipples
28. Rub lower back
29. Grab her behind
30. Massage box
31. darn her
32. Suggest staying the night
33. darn her again

 

[My neck and my back]

this shyt unrealistic as hell...where the rape cheat code at?

 

[Taadow]

Mayne...this is just like real life. I done shagged the broad rotten a few times, and now i'm trying to find ways to spice it up.

I got this broad on the boat tryin' to get her slizzard so we can get ta body slammin' and jammin', and she talmbat "let's go to sleep on the boat". BEEEEEITCH, you know how much it cost to rent these muggs?

 

[iMajor]

i used to play this in my college classes had mad nikkas hook to it too

 

[nomoreneveragain]

She wanted to play ball with me

Spoiler

 

[James Carter]

i used to play this in my college classes had mad nikkas hook to it too

i remember that shyt. got that bytch to dome me up in the hot tub. looks like we going for round 2 :scheme1:

 

[Rominati]

I'll try in a minute. Still beating off to Sailor Moon.

Hilarious

Underrated post

 

[Sugar]

I smashed my first time through

The box game was not impressive

 

[Captain Crunch]

I love the coli man, ya'll are fools

 

[malbaker86]

Sorry, I'm just not feeling it. Making out in a hot tub is not that big of a thrill.
Lets call it a night. On a scale of 1 to 10 you rank a 5.
THE END

 

[Premeditated]

I smashed 5 times, but I used the cheat sheet.

Here it is.

Spoiler

1. Introduce yourself
2. Compliment her (looks or outfit - doesn't matter which)
3. Say something smart
4. Kiss Her Cheek
5. Click "over 18"
6. Read Poetry
7. Kiss Her
8. Dance - slect soft rock or jazz
9. Kiss while dancing
10. Dip and kiss her neck
11. Go back to couch, then go somewhere else, go to kitchen
12. Drink wine (maximum twice)
13. Get steaks
14. Get into hot tub - she'll say do it later but will change into her bikini
15. Compliment her, eat dinner, drink wine and talk to her - she'll now be game and want to go somewhere else
16. Get in hit tub
17. Drink wine
18. Play Truth or Dare
19. Go truth the first time or the game get stuck - doesn't matter after there
20. She'll go truth first then dare twice
21. Dare her to take off her top
22. Dare her to take of her bottoms
23. Kiss her
24. French kiss her
25. Fondle her breasts
26. Massage shoulders
27. Lick nipples
28. Rub lower back
29. Grab her behind
30. Massage box
31. darn her
32. Suggest staying the night
33. darn her again

props

this bish was hard as fukk to smash

one way or another, Imma take this p*ssy.

 

[Melt_Man]

Some one post up the cheat sheet for dome

 

[Mac071415]

The holy grail :birdman2: http://www.jokelibrary.net/people/d_files/ariane/1_start.html

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Some one post up the cheat sheet for dome

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[b. woods]

So, Im with this bytch right. We talk a little bit and then I put on some Jazz so we can dance and shyt...while Im dancing with her then I start kissing on her neck. She was feelin me and shyt , I had her breathin all hard and shyt. So Im thinking, Im about to go in a little more. :thinking:

We start kissing and she givin' me all this play. She was asking for a second dance and everything. Okay, we dance again and was kissing and all that. I get her back on the couch right...We kissing some more and then I hit her with a quick back massage...then I said fukk it, I started playing with her titties.

She was like "making out turned into foreplay"...so in my head, Im thinking "Im in there, like swim wear" little did I know the bytch realy wanted to put on some DAMN swimwear . So me not knowing this...I tells the bytch, "lets go to the bedroom". This birdbrain ass bytch goes to the bed room to put on a damn swim suit. Im thinking, bytch I aint tryna swim in nothing but some p*ssy...WHATS UP!?!?!

But me being the nikka I am, Im thinking she just using that as an excuse to go in the bedroom and get bukket nekkit. So Im like..."cool". At first Im in the hallway waiting for her to pick out a bathing suit but Im like, man this chick was letting me play with her titties, and she felt my wood while we was dancing...this bytch know wassup. Im about to walk in and she ALL THE WAY nekkid...

But the bytch hit me with..."Dont walk in on someone while they're changin...DATE OVER!!!"

...bytch you was dikk teasin' the whole night, plus I ate that nasty ass spagetti and that cheap ass wine and shyt...FOH bytch...























Imma call her in a couple days and apologize, maybe I can still hit it?

 

[blackzeus]

anybody remember the game with the LD dude tryin' to smash at every event, it was popular as f*ck when I was in college.