Think Youre Smarter Than You Actually Are Brehs....

[Cowboyz89]

Got written up for being late, but I think Im good overall. There is a chill supervisor on Sundays apparently.

Gotdamn you suck at this
How old are you? I used to do this often as a youngin in the service

I would sleep in my car at work with my uniform in the back seat because I know that once the liq wore off I'd be sick af

You drink Vodka... It leaves no drunk smell or order. Drink with lime so it won't leave a taste in your mouth.

Mouthwash in the whip is a must... Even if you not drunk

Gum is a must

Rockstar rehydration energy drink is a must

Gatorade if you need it but pedialyte is better when sobering up

Breaded items at the food truck where the butch you flirt with everyday works at... She already know you drunk and got you


Step your game up brehthren

26. I had clothes, gum, and gatorade in the whip, just not organized too well apparently.
I did drink vodka.
Not sure where my mouthwash is. I saw it a couple days ago. Possibly under the seat.

Very sloppy on my part though. I agree.
I was so faded I didnt even set an alarm.

 

[Tunez]

Cologne in your mouth

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Got written up for being late, but I think Im good overall. There is a chill supervisor on Sundays apparently.



26. I had clothes, gum, and gatorade in the whip, just not organized too well apparently.
I did drink vodka.
Not sure where my mouthwash is. I saw it a couple days ago. Possibly under the seat.

Very sloppy on my part though. I agree.
I was so faded I didnt even set an alarm.

Get it together my nikka

 

[Gonzo]

If you tried using cologne for breath spray you were never smarter than a potato.

 

[Cowboyz89]

If you tried using cologne for breath spray you were never smarter than a potato.

Yea I dont know why I thought that was a good idea. I was still at a .15 BAC at that point tho.

 

[JahFocus CS]

Spray cologne in your mouths brehs...

 

[The Frozen One]

you gonna be fired as soon as them annual budgets showing negative numbers.

how you gonna be 2.5 hours late first week on your shift

damn ass nikkas man i swear,

 

[ImmaGetJoeClarkArrested]

and my phone is on 12%

 

[cheek100]

I applaud the honesty

 

[SAINT]

Fam 2 1/2 hrs late and you've only been there a week. Have some goddamn responsibility and self-respect. You're making yourself look bad

 

[CarbonBraddock]

Had the brilliant idea to go out last night and then not sleep and come straight to work.
Ended up falling asleep and being 2 and a half hours late. Then in the parking lot decided to spray cologne in my mouth to hide the smell of alcohol since I forgot I had gum in the backseat.
Been several hours and i cant get the taste out of my mouth.
and my phone is on 12%

and it was here that you really and truly fukked up

 

[newworldafro]

You on probation at a new job....smartenupOP...

 

[RichieRich]

how was your night tho?



must've been worth it right?







riiiiiiiight?

 

[Slaimon Khan Shah]

a cold beer or a glass of wine honestly taste good

No it doesn't. Peer pressure is something else.