Thing is that my kind of humor is either very self-deprecating or just very mean. It's not the kind of humor used to pick up women.
From reading this thread, you might need a counselor. You seem to be on road to paying high-end hookers for conversation and self-esteem boosting.

nothin to see here folks

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but I just have to reiterate--this girl is too fukking beautiful. It's painful 



black women don't want you
looks from my friends who didn't believe me...said fine, took them out on a group event with a bunch of Asian broads I know, and they were 




These girls are bad but the girl in my post seems more wholesome 

