This Guy Totally Catfished me!

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Let me set the scene for you: I was looking extremely glamorous yesterday evening. My hair was straightened and my make up was on point. You'd swear I was the more attractive sister of Halle Berry. Okay that's an exaggeration but I was still looking mighty fine. That's not a lie! So I'm chilling and waiting for my date. We've spoken nearly every night up until that point. If I'm honest, that was a nuisance because I hate speaking on the phone every single day, but you make an exception during the beginning stage of getting to know someone you like, I guess. Keep in mind I'm a career orientated young lady, so when I give my time to someone, then that means a lot.

Back to the story -- I'm chilling there excited to meet this guy. Now, I did request to FaceTime on multiple occasions, each time he came up with some BS excuse about his camera not working properly. I really wanted to believe him, so I gave him a pass. Not to mention, who agrees to meet you face to face when they're lying about their appearance? Yes, I was skeptical but hopeful at the same time. Now, I won't bore you with the details of how long I spent getting ready, but it was a good amount of time because I thought I was going to meet the love of my life; the apple of my eye. Instead the shortest man alive showed up. I checked his shoes and he was even wearing loafers that had an evident heel to them. On top of that he came in wearing a hat, I guess that was another attempt to gain a few inches. I just sat there mortified. I'm not the tallest woman in the world (about 5ft 6), but here was a man at least 5 ft 3 and he had the audacity to speak to me like he was a man. How can you be a man when you can't even look me straight in the eyes? :scust:


Out of sheer politeness, I stayed for the remaining duration of our date; however, I sat there bewildered for the entire evening contemplating if I should call him out for his devilish tactics :stopitslime: Over the phone, he told me he was roughly 5 ft 8, but he was at least 4 inches shorter than that :francis: His face did look the same, but I still feel I was completely catfished.
 
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Was his dikk big?

Aren't you a grown man? Be ashamed that you couldn't come up with a better inquisitive question.

I can't imagine what he thought.

Well, he tried to get in contact with me all day today.. so clearly he was impressed with me lol.

So you're a black woman that felt like she had to straighten her hair to look her best, huh

I love my natural curls but I also enjoy straightening my hair too.

the female perspective
a womans opinion

bla bla

You love talking about women, but hate speaking/listening to them? :skip:
 
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Height is a social construction :lupe:

so have you talked to him since?

Lol @ height is a social construction.

I've spoken to him briefly (again, just to be polite) but of course I will be terminating all contact with him soon.

So he looked the same what was the problem again?

So if you thought you were talking to a girl who was roughly 5 ft 4, but she showed up and you found her to be 4 ft 11.. you'd still think she looks the same?

:usure:
 

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Lol @ height is a social construction.

I've spoken to him briefly (again, just to be polite) but of course I will be terminating all contact with him soon.



So if you thought you were talking to a girl who was roughly 5 ft 4, but she showed up and you found her to be 4 ft 11.. you'd still think she looks the same?

:usure:
Height matters more to women than to men.

My girl is 5'7 but if she was 5'4 it wouldn't matter.
I would probably just make more height jokes.

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So if you thought you were talking to a girl who was roughly 5 ft 4, but she showed up and you found her to be 4 ft 11.. you'd still think she looks the same?

:usure:

Is that a serious question :heh:
I wouldn't give a fukk, only women really care about height like that. If she looked like her pics then who cares :mjlol:





Only thing is that he lied... but would you blame him? When women are more concerned about height how else was he gonna get in, yall probably don't even speak to dudes on social media that doesn't meet a certain requirement. But I guess it's no different than women putting up angles in pics, pouring tons of makeup on their face and having fake hair:yeshrug:


























So what did you lie about btw :sas1:
 

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Lol @ height is a social construction.

I've spoken to him briefly (again, just to be polite) but of course I will be terminating all contact with him soon.



So if you thought you were talking to a girl who was roughly 5 ft 4, but she showed up and you found her to be 4 ft 11.. you'd still think she looks the same?

:usure:


Better example would have been a woman saying shes 5'8 and she's 6'2


And we still would be trying to smash :stopitslime:
 
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