
the time we found her ex at her place, as a side note i long time ago on a thread on here i shared stories of being a security guard a lot of this fukery with her took place during work hours which made it even funnier.
Me/him are traveling from one location to another to for a shift change we had plent of time and his girls place was along the way so he decided to bring her some
@Burger King breakfast , cool (this was my first time going to her place), we pull up and he immediately stops and has this face

look at her place, am like whats wrong?

thats weird her ex bf car is in the driveway (her car was not)

am like say now what.
he gets out his cellphone and starts callin her, several times no answer. finally 15 min later (we are now officially late for the shift change), she answers

hey hun wassup?
he's like

why is your exe car in your driveway right now ?

" ohhhhhhh thats nothing , he just came over earlier to pick something up, idk what he is still doing there?

he's like what do you mean you are not home? she says na am not


may lighting hit me brehs but this broad actually does the *peak* through the blinds
my boy is like, is that you lookin through the window
*hangs up phone*

am like bro lets fuk this dudes car up, fuk this broad this your time to leave her

he's like na man, we aint even sure thats her, plus her car aint here, lemme go drop you off for the shyt, am bout to take the day off

two weeks after this is when we found used condoms at her place