A few days ago, I was courted by a
gay man young gentleman in his early twenties; he was tall,
gay light-skinned, and possessed an amazing dashing
gay smile. I could tell he was a
gay man who took care of himself. His nails were
gay polished and his eyebrows perfectly arched. I could've swore he was competing in a
gay beauty pageant. Nevertheless, I liked his overall demeanor and decided to give him a chance to woo me properly. We exchanged numbers and he asked me out to dinner.
I showed up wearing a beautiful sexy, elegant dress. I had my natural curls pinned up and put on a little bit of eye liner to allure him. He showed up with his
gay lips popping. I didn't ask him, but I'm sure he was wearing some sort of
gay pink lipgloss; there's no way his lips were naturally that shiny.
Anyway, here is a little snippet of the conversation we had:
Light-skinned man: [ work colleague] has been troubling me lately. I feel he does things on purpose to annoy me and pretends to not understand my issue.
TheFemalePerspective:Unfortunately, it's becoming very common to meet obtuse people.
LSM: Obtuse? Why are you talking about angles?
TFP: Oh no.. I mean obtuse, as in people who deliberately pretend to be slow.
LSM: How do you spell it?
TFP: O-b-t-u-s-e
LSM: Erm, that's how you spell obtuse in angles. [bursts out laughing] You can't change the definition of a word.
TFP: Homophone.
LSM: What's a homophone? Are you calling me a homosexual?
TFP:
The word is a homophone. Homo means 'same' and phone is to represent the 'sound'. When there is a word with the same spelling or sound, we call it a homophone. But I like how you jumped to homosexuality straight away...
LSM: I'm not a homo...
At this point, I realized that I was being a 'masculine' black woman, ostracizing a black man who, of course, from a young age was emasculated. Marcus and other posters on here would suggest that, ladies such as myself, were the sole reason that men like this turned out to be absent fathers.
For this reason, I quickly changed topic and allowed him to take lead.. since most men repeatedly tell themselves: "I have a penis. I was born to lead."
Here is how it went:
TFP: Let's forget that. Tell me more about yourself?
LSM: I'm here just doing me. I live with my dog. He pooped in my neighbour's garden. Sheeeet was about to go down.
TFP:

Tell me something else.
LSM: It's a funny story. Let me finish..
Then I had to listen to the poop story and a dozen more stories...