This is Why I Don't Like Dating Light-Skinned Men

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Yeah, this thread sucks...

Sorry TFP, you swung and missed with this one and now have to go to the bleachers.

Funeral, I like your writing style and posts. And I like how you've chosen to respectfully disagree with the content of my thread without resorting to derogatory names.

Thank you!
 

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A few days ago, I was courted by a gay man young gentleman in his early twenties; he was tall, gay light-skinned, and possessed an amazing dashing gay smile. I could tell he was a gay man who took care of himself. His nails were gay polished and his eyebrows perfectly arched. I could've swore he was competing in a gay beauty pageant. Nevertheless, I liked his overall demeanor

Its so demonic, friends. :sitdown:
 

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Funeral, I like your writing style and posts. And I like how you've chosen to respectfully disagree with the content of my thread without resorting to derogatory names.

Thank you!

No problem...you're a good poster. We here at the coli like to develop the posters we have that show potential into the best they can be!

Keep it up though....your platinum thread is coming!
 

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A few days ago, I was courted by a gay man young gentleman in his early twenties; he was tall, gay light-skinned, and possessed an amazing dashing gay smile. I could tell he was a gay man who took care of himself. His nails were gay polished and his eyebrows perfectly arched. I could've swore he was competing in a gay beauty pageant. Nevertheless, I liked his overall demeanor and decided to give him a chance to woo me properly. We exchanged numbers and he asked me out to dinner.

I showed up wearing a beautiful sexy, elegant dress. I had my natural curls pinned up and put on a little bit of eye liner to allure him. He showed up with his gay lips popping. I didn't ask him, but I'm sure he was wearing some sort of gay pink lipgloss; there's no way his lips were naturally that shiny.

Anyway, here is a little snippet of the conversation we had:

Light-skinned man: [ work colleague] has been troubling me lately. I feel he does things on purpose to annoy me and pretends to not understand my issue.

TheFemalePerspective:Unfortunately, it's becoming very common to meet obtuse people.

LSM: Obtuse? Why are you talking about angles?

TFP: Oh no.. I mean obtuse, as in people who deliberately pretend to be slow.

LSM: How do you spell it?

TFP: O-b-t-u-s-e

LSM: Erm, that's how you spell obtuse in angles. [bursts out laughing] You can't change the definition of a word.

:heh:

TFP: Homophone.

LSM: What's a homophone? Are you calling me a homosexual?

:lupe:


TFP: :sitdown:

The word is a homophone. Homo means 'same' and phone is to represent the 'sound'. When there is a word with the same spelling or sound, we call it a homophone. But I like how you jumped to homosexuality straight away...

:youngsabo:

LSM: I'm not a homo...

:scusthov:


At this point, I realized that I was being a 'masculine' black woman, ostracizing a black man who, of course, from a young age was emasculated. Marcus and other posters on here would suggest that, ladies such as myself, were the sole reason that men like this turned out to be absent fathers.

:dahell:

For this reason, I quickly changed topic and allowed him to take lead.. since most men repeatedly tell themselves: "I have a penis. I was born to lead."

:birdman:

Here is how it went:

TFP: Let's forget that. Tell me more about yourself?

LSM: I'm here just doing me. I live with my dog. He pooped in my neighbour's garden. Sheeeet was about to go down.

TFP: :whoa: Tell me something else.


LSM: It's a funny story. Let me finish..

:birdman:

Then I had to listen to the poop story and a dozen more stories...

:bryan:

You're better then this. I really want to think you are.
 

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Funeral, I like your writing style and posts. And I like how you've chosen to respectfully disagree with the content of my thread without resorting to derogatory names.

Thank you!
Why do you people shyt on this girl?

She's so polite :wow:


:whoa:No :cape:ing, I just feel bad when she gives those incredibly friendly replies
 

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Why do you people shyt on this girl?

She's so polite :wow:


:whoa:No :cape:ing, I just feel bad when she gives those incredibly friendly replies

this girl just made a thread TRYING, and failing horribly, to shyt on light-skinned men and you want to feel sympathy for her? :dahell:

:mjlol: fukk her troll ass
 
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