Thottydino Battle Royale: True Stories about THOTS Master Thread

[#SOG_soldier]

The title says it all. My last thread went plat hopefully this does the same!:oword74:


Post stories (in detail) about thots :dummy:


PICS encouraged but if you aint go them thats okay. :bobdead:


I'll start off with a 2 year old story. It was this dirty ass bytch that used to go to school with me. Bish straight up look like 2 chainz with glasses. Anyway, the bytch got caught topping off three nikkas (from another school) behind the 7/11 across the street (went to school downtown). Dumb thottybody got suspended and eventually had to transfer.




PLEASE no ducktales.....or at least make em funny


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[#SOG_soldier]

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[Kitsch]

I wish I had stories to share.

 

[#SOG_soldier]

I wish I had stories to share.

nikka you aint never had one of our boys tell you about a thottybody from around the way?

 

[Software]

Link to the last thread?

 

[#SOG_soldier]

Link to the last thread?

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/i-hate-my-job-thread-the-struggles-of-a-real-nikka.315176/



NARUTO>DBZ

 

[Warren Moon]

Reserved

 

[Turk]

Senior year of high school my closest Broadie was talking to this Mexican chick. He liked her and was tryna fukk with her until this Mexican nikka in one of our classes heard about it and put my bro on game. Come to find out this chick had gotten smutted out by a gang of nikkas on a table at some party....that video

Rest of the school year I called her ass tables every time I saw her

 

[#SOG_soldier]

Senior year of high school my closest Broadie was talking to this Mexican chick. He liked her and was tryna fukk with her until this Mexican nikka in one of our classes heard about it and put my bro on game. Come to find out this chick had gotten smutted out by a gang of nikkas on a table at some party....that video

Rest of the school year I called her ass tables every time I saw her

nikka POST IT

 

[Turk]

nikka POST IT

Breh that happened in 2012....I don't have it

 

[How Sway?]

idk if this is true but I've heard people around the way (on different occasion mind you) talking about this chick who use to give head for pop-tarts.
This chick would literally suck dudes off for some weak ass pop-tarts. Not even a breakfast at denny's but poptarts

 

[Nymbus]

idk if this is true but I've heard people around the way (on different occasion mind you) talking about this chick who use to give head for pop-tarts.
This chick would literally suck dudes off for some weak ass pop-tarts. Not even a breakfast at denny's but poptarts

did she at least heat em up??:savagery:

 

[How Sway?]

did she at least heat em up??:savagery:

Who knows, I doubt it though. Anybody who is that desperate for some damn pop-tars probably wouldn't care if it was hot or cold or stale

poptarts my nikka

 

[#SOG_soldier]

idk if this is true but I've heard people around the way (on different occasion mind you) talking about this chick who use to give head for pop-tarts.
This chick would literally suck dudes off for some weak ass pop-tarts. Not even a breakfast at denny's but poptarts

raikage down!!!!!!:brook:


death by laughter

 

[JordanwiththeWiz]

I tell you about this woman I had sexual relations with this weekend

So I'm on Facebook liking my friend's babies pics to let them I'm still in there life I guess

I peep this status of a female I been buttering up for a while she was overseas

She back home it's time for the kill

I hit her with my classic line that work all the time "let's chill"

She hit back like fine I hope you know I just want to chill

I'm like ok but in my head I'm whatever bytch don't play dumb

Boom set up the Netflix they had this movie I never seen before about a dude named Doc Ellis we watch that together

I brought some Budweiser limearitas because bytches lose all moral when they drink that

She was getting hungry but all I had was some honey buns, hot pockets and chicken flavored ramen noodles.

This bytch not getting the good shyt

So I put some noodles in microwave this bytch start complaining talking about where the hot sauce and shyt

I look at this greedy bytch like be grateful I made you dinner

After I'm watching the movie but not really like I'm half watching and half touching on her.

Doc Ellis would have been proud God rest his soul.

After a hour she buzzed and I been drinking water so I'm ready to take advantage

She laying on the bed and I'm getting undressed she like hold up you got to get it wet first

I'm like girl, I love eating p*ssy

Dive in that thing head first
I'm going 10 minutes strong

She begging for big daddy to just stick in

I said I'm bout to blow this bytch mind with this shyt

Flip her on her stomach and start eating the ass

Shyt didn't go as I planned because she had a hemorrhoid

So it's time to save face bout to hit this bytch with my signature move

Where I put the bytch on her back with her ass even on the edge of the bed with her legs up to allow for that extra bounce

Look in my drawer no condoms

I said fukk it she light skin so she good to go raw

Beating that thing up

She riding me now shyt was heaven

I'm like yo I'm bout to nut

She just moaning and shyt

Now I'm trying to lift her but she won't stop

Long story short busting inside her

I'm being blessed with my first son