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This story is years old, i wasn't even a teen yet around this time.


Ok. I started living with my gma and it was this nikka we gon call C, who used to get all the hoes. nikka had to be like 17 at the time. He smashed this nikka girl we knew, the nikka came and told us like, Yo i think C fukked my shorty. Im like, how you know? He was like she was screaming his name instead of his and before they fukked nut slide down her leg......


This nikka ate her out too :snoop:

The next day she came to the hood and fukked the nikka C brother too.
The dude who wifed her watched from the window while his girl got fukked.
Like... HOW my nikka? HOW? :dwillhuh:

It's not like he heard stories.. ol boy been watched his girl get smutted out and still wifed :snoop:
 

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This story is years old, i wasn't even a teen yet around this time.


Ok. I started living with my gma and it was this nikka we gon call C, who used to get all the hoes. nikka had to be like 17 at the time. He smashed this nikka girl we knew, the nikka came and told us like, Yo i think C fukked my shorty. Im like, how you know? He was like she was screaming his name instead of his and before they fukked nut slide down her leg......


This nikka ate her out too
:snoop:

The next day she came to the hood and fukked the nikka C brother too.
The dude who wifed her watched from the window while his girl got fukked.

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Ima drop this story off.

I used 2 smash this one female, nut inside her, get my dic succed balls licced then one day me & her got into it & later on i see on her kik she strait tongue kissin her other nicca.

These hos 2 outta line my nicca
I dont wanna read tha rest

See when i was younger i woulda been askin my cuzin where tha hamma at so i can bust this bytch but its not worth it.
 

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This story is years old, i wasn't even a teen yet around this time.


Ok. I started living with my gma and it was this nikka we gon call C, who used to get all the hoes. nikka had to be like 17 at the time. He smashed this nikka girl we knew, the nikka came and told us like, Yo i think C fukked my shorty. Im like, how you know? He was like she was screaming his name instead of his and before they fukked nut slide down her leg......


This nikka ate her out too :snoop:

The next day she came to the hood and fukked the nikka C brother too.
The dude who wifed her watched from the window while his girl got fukked.
:scust:
 

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I remember when I was 13, and on my a$$hole shyt, there was this girl who was absolutely in love with me. We broke up because of her actions and she had been trying to get with me and make up for everything she did. I knew she was sorry but I saw an opportunity to take advantage of her and so I did, and tbh I was still salty from what she did to me, and I wanted to get her back, so I preyed on her vulnerabilities and love and started using her for sex. :francis:

It was the beginning of my a$$hole phase that is now over and has been for sometime, so relax :whoa:

I used to tell her that I forgave her, and then fukk, and then bring it up over and over again in a hellacious cycle :beli:

Anyway, one day I was balling in the summer. And you know how hot it gets. And I was a young nikka so I barely had any pubic hair. It was like 95 degrees out and I was at a park not too far from her crib.

So I called her and told her that I was gonna come through to see her. Because I wanted to chill and talk. I remember my boy Shaq was like "You not gonna take a shower first bro? :dahell:"
and I was like "nope :youngsabo:"

So I get to her crib and I told her that I wanted some head. After about 5 minutes of talking. We go to the steps and she takes my dikk oUt. You know when you're still a young nikka and you have no pubes, so the sweat dries and turns Into that crusty blue smegma shyt in between your balls and thighs? I had that everywhere :scust:

And my balls were hummin from the hot New York sun :huhldup:

So after she took it out she's looking at me like

:dwillhuh:

And I'm like :francis:

And she's like

:sadcam:

And I'm like
:upsetfavre:

And she's like :mjcry:

And I'm like :stopitslime:

And she's like :to:

And I'm like :ld:

And she ended up giving me head for like 20 minutes :scust: and Me being the nasty lil heartless revengeful nikka I was I'm like "don't forget my bawls :youngsabo:"

After it was over she had all that blue shyt around her lips and her breath smelled like stank balls and im like "I'm gonna go to Dunkin Donuts"

She's like "okay I'll come to just let me shower and clean up"

I'm like "Nah, I'm going back to the Ville, I'll see if I can check you later"

Didn't call her for 2 weeks, and my boy Shaq was in disbelief at how cold I was.

She did break my heart though so :francis:
 

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I remember when I was 13, and on my a$$hole shyt, there was this girl who was absolutely in love with me. We broke up because of her actions and she had been trying to get with me and make up for everything she did. I knew she was sorry but I saw an opportunity to take advantage of her and so I did, and tbh I was still salty from what she did to me, and I wanted to get her back, so I preyed on her vulnerabilities and love and started using her for sex. :francis:

It was the beginning of my a$$hole phase that is now over and has been for sometime, so relax :whoa:

I used to tell her that I forgave her, and then fukk, and then bring it up over and over again in a hellacious cycle :beli:

Anyway, one day I was balling in the summer. And you know how hot it gets. And I was a young nikka so I barely had any pubic hair. It was like 95 degrees out and I was at a park not too far from her crib.

So I called her and told her that I was gonna come through to see her. Because I wanted to chill and talk. I remember my boy Shaq was like "You not gonna take a shower first bro? :dahell:"
and I was like "nope :youngsabo:"

So I get to her crib and I told her that I wanted some head. After about 5 minutes of talking. We go to the steps and she takes my dikk oUt. You know when you're still a young nikka and you have no pubes, so the sweat dries and turns Into that crusty blue smegma shyt in between your balls and thighs? I had that everywhere :scust:

And my balls were hummin from the hot New York sun :huhldup:

So after she took it out she's looking at me like

:dwillhuh:

And I'm like :francis:

And she's like

:sadcam:

And I'm like
:upsetfavre:

And she's like :mjcry:

And I'm like :stopitslime:

And she's like :to:

And I'm like :ld:

And she ended up giving me head for like 20 minutes :scust: and Me being the nasty lil heartless revengeful nikka I was I'm like "don't forget my bawls :youngsabo:"

After it was over she had all that blue shyt around her lips and her breath smelled like stank balls and im like "I'm gonna go to Dunkin Donuts"

She's like "okay I'll come to just let me shower and clean up"

I'm like "Nah, I'm going back to the Ville, I'll see if I can check you later"

Didn't call her for 2 weeks, and my boy Shaq was in disbelief at how cold I was.

She did break my heart though so :francis:
:hawat:
 

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I tell you about this woman I had sexual relations with this weekend

So I'm on Facebook liking my friend's babies pics to let them I'm still in there life I guess

I peep this status of a female I been buttering up for a while she was overseas

She back home it's time for the kill:takedat:

I hit her with my classic line that work all the time "let's chill":jawalrus:

She hit back like fine I hope you know I just want to chill:usure:

I'm like ok but in my head I'm whatever bytch don't play dumb:comeon:

Boom set up the Netflix they had this movie I never seen before about a dude named Doc Ellis we watch that together

I brought some Budweiser limearitas because bytches lose all moral when they drink that:pachaha:

She was getting hungry but all I had was some honey buns, hot pockets and chicken flavored ramen noodles.

This bytch not getting the good shyt :childplease:

So I put some noodles in microwave this bytch start complaining talking about where the hot sauce and shyt

I look at this greedy bytch like:rudy: be grateful I made you dinner

After I'm watching the movie but not really like I'm half watching and half touching on her.

Doc Ellis would have been proud God rest his soul.:mjcry:

After a hour she buzzed and I been drinking water so I'm ready to take advantage :yeshrug:

She laying on the bed and I'm getting undressed she like :whoa: hold up you got to get it wet first :ufdup:

I'm like girl, I love eating p*ssy :youngsabo:

Dive in that thing head first
I'm going 10 minutes strong:whew:

She begging for big daddy to just stick in

I said I'm bout to blow this bytch mind with this shyt

Flip her on her stomach and start eating the ass:ld:

Shyt didn't go as I planned because she had a hemorrhoid :francis:

So it's time to save face bout to hit this bytch with my signature move

Where I put the bytch on her back with her ass even on the edge of the bed with her legs up to allow for that extra bounce

Look in my drawer no condoms :dwillhuh:

I said fukk it she light skin :patrice:so she good to go raw

Beating that thing up :takedat:

She riding me now shyt was heaven

I'm like yo I'm bout to nut:gladbron:

She just moaning and shyt

Now I'm trying to lift her but she won't stop

Long story short busting inside her

I'm being blessed with my first son:blessed:
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

This thread man
 

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I know of thots and ive smashed thoughts but i dont got no real stories man :(

hope this thread does numbers
 

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This girl I met my freshman hmu one time to party about 3 years later. :shaq:


at this point I lived with some fraternity brothers in a 10 bedroom crib that was 4 stories including basement.:blessed:



Half the time I didn't know who as at my house. Anyway she comes over and I hit:smugfavre:.



Next day I'm outside I see her on our back porch:dwillhuh:


I'm like why u here:comeon:


She says she met my boy jay and he invited her over. I was cool with it bc I had a girl at the time.

Jay never got p*ssy anyway so I gladly handed her off. We had another party and he hit.



Next day is Sunday and we decided to trip shrooms. Guess who I see on my roof :patrice:. She's there with another nikka.


So we tripping and jay is getting mad bc this the only p*ssy he's got for a year and some pledge took her. He starts yelling and shyt freaking us out :whoa:.

We tell him to go to bed, and send the pledge home so now we rtripping hard and she's the only one there.



Of course a nikka had to hit on shrooms bc Its just something u have to do:ahh:.



So I did:smugdraper:



We come back to the room and my boy somehow finagled her to leave with him. Idk how bc I was tripping :jawalrus: and another incident happened that has nothing to do with the story that took my attention away.



So he hit too:manny:.


So the bytch fukked 4 nikkas in 3 days just staying at my crib.


So I goto class the next day guess who's there with jay:scust:.


At this point word has got around and everybody knows jay is a p*ssy.


So they got her drunk again and two older nikkas hit her:dwillhuh:.



Final story was she stayed at our crib like showering and shyt for a week fukking all the nikkas in my fraternity with no issues. shyt was crazy but I got stories for days at that house :blessed:.



She deleted me from fb but last I saw she moved away and has pics hugged up with some army fac.



Don't trust these hoes breh :scust:
 
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