Thottydino Battle Royale: True Stories about THOTS Master Thread

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Ricky Church said:
knew this chick in H.S. that was passed around more times than a spliff at a Buju concert.

me and my friends met her freshman year and she was dating some dude on some exclusive shyt and there was rumors of them going into empty classrooms at random moments and gettin' it in.
everyone naturally believed it because at lunch time while everybody else would either be eating or chillin' (like a normal person does in the lunchroom) they'd be making out and feelin' on each other for the whole period. halfway through the year, for whatever reason... they broke up.

then me and my homies really started to notice her when she started dating my homie (we'll call him Jay) soon after. the rest of us all knew it was a bad idea for him to be fukking with her on some serious shyt cause he was a timid, shy, virgin type dude and we thought he'd fall in love with this hoe cause she was giving him a bit of attention.

anyway long story short that's exactly what happened. they'd be together all the time and she basically ran the relationship. she even broke up with him 8 times during their relationship. and the biggest mindfukk of the whole thing was they never ever fukked. not even a BJ, nothing... he used to cry like a bytch too when she would break up with him. :smh: and we'd all just look at him with disgust.
come to find out from a few of her friends that all them times that they were broken up, sometimes for days at a time, she'd be fukking other dude's near where she lived. and he still took her ass back. the most they did according to him was kiss the entire time they was together.

she used to call my other homie up at night while she was dating Jay, knowing they were friends and have phone sex with dude.
my homie told me one day at school and he hit me up on three way when she called him that night, he put me on mute and I heard everything. :wow:
I had to hangup halfway through cause I was appalled. :skip:

we told this nikka everything and he STILL stayed with her.

a little into Sophomore year, he smartened up and bounced her ass. after that no one at school dated her but instead messed around with her.
last I remember of her from H.S. was when she gave my boy Mike a handjob during an assembly.
people turned around and saw what was going on in an auditorium full of people, but she ain't care.

I saw her on FB a few years ago as a single mom then a few months later she flooded the FB feed with pics of her new husband. some African dude that wifed her up.
letting them lightskin babies call him daddy. :francis:
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essdot said:
idk if this is true but I've heard people around the way (on different occasion mind you) talking about this chick who use to give head for pop-tarts.
This chick would literally suck dudes off for some weak ass pop-tarts. Not even a breakfast at denny's:damn::what: but poptarts :mindblown:
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BREH are you from dc?! You mean the vid w the hispanic chick?!
 
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JordanwiththeWiz said:
I tell you about this woman I had sexual relations with this weekend

So I'm on Facebook liking my friend's babies pics to let them I'm still in there life I guess

I peep this status of a female I been buttering up for a while she was overseas

She back home it's time for the kill:takedat:

I hit her with my classic line that work all the time "let's chill":jawalrus:

She hit back like fine I hope you know I just want to chill:usure:

I'm like ok but in my head I'm whatever bytch don't play dumb:comeon:

Boom set up the Netflix they had this movie I never seen before about a dude named Doc Ellis we watch that together

I brought some Budweiser limearitas because bytches lose all moral when they drink that:pachaha:

She was getting hungry but all I had was some honey buns, hot pockets and chicken flavored ramen noodles.

This bytch not getting the good shyt :childplease:

So I put some noodles in microwave this bytch start complaining talking about where the hot sauce and shyt

I look at this greedy bytch like:rudy: be grateful I made you dinner

After I'm watching the movie but not really like I'm half watching and half touching on her.

Doc Ellis would have been proud God rest his soul.:mjcry:

After a hour she buzzed and I been drinking water so I'm ready to take advantage :yeshrug:

She laying on the bed and I'm getting undressed she like :whoa: hold up you got to get it wet first :ufdup:

I'm like girl, I love eating p*ssy :youngsabo:

Dive in that thing head first
I'm going 10 minutes strong:whew:

She begging for big daddy to just stick in

I said I'm bout to blow this bytch mind with this shyt

Flip her on her stomach and start eating the ass:ld:

Shyt didn't go as I planned because she had a hemorrhoid :francis:

So it's time to save face bout to hit this bytch with my signature move

Where I put the bytch on her back with her ass even on the edge of the bed with her legs up to allow for that extra bounce

Look in my drawer no condoms :dwillhuh:

I said fukk it she light skin :patrice:so she good to go raw

Beating that thing up :takedat:

She riding me now shyt was heaven

I'm like yo I'm bout to nut:gladbron:

She just moaning and shyt

Now I'm trying to lift her but she won't stop

Long story short busting inside her

I'm being blessed with my first son:blessed:
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