First 3some I had was with my girl and some chick she went to high school with. It was my 23rd bday. nikka hit the bar with the homies, smoked good, got some good drink, couldn't find noooooooo action out in the streets so I say fukk it i'ma just go home and fukk my lady.
I get home, she fresh out the shower putting on lotion and I'm ready to chalk the night up. 10 mind later there's a knock at the door and I'm thinking maybe I left something in my nikka car. She like "Oh that's my friend blah blah blah" so I'm like
Thinking I caught her slippin or some shyt. She walk in with this light skinned chick and she's all "Hi I'm such & such" I'm like oh ok that's cool, because she always got one of her strange ass friends coming thru.
I get my drunk ass in the shower to cash out for the night and when I get out they both in the bed waiting on the boy like I'm Prince Akeem. So I go from
to
Because I know it's bout to go down. Now I'm a man of actin but my lady just laid this bytch on her back and start eating her couch something serious so I fall back on some
shyt like I don't wanna get too excited. So I sit and watch for a minute, just soaking it all in. Finally I'm just like fukk it it's gotta be some duck in this situation so me and the soldier make our move and I slide it right in her homegirls mouth, and at this point I am buggin the fukk out.
Went from getting topped from her friend to watching her eat my girl and administering back shots to her girl to getting top from both of em I'm in this bytch like
"Rhis is everything I ever wanted"
Needless to say I handled my B.I and signed my name in the players handbook.
If you ain't got you one, get you one. Real spill nothing like pounding a chick out while another licks your sack.
Afterwards we just smoked an L and watched Dale & Tucker VS Evil on Netflix.
We ran into the chick one at a KFC she worked at and it was fukked up because I didn't even recognize her till we left I thought I was tripping when the broad was giving me the dreamy eye while preparing my famous bowl. It took for my lady to say "that was the girl from your birthday" then I'm like
Why ain't you say shyt lets go back!
She hit me with the
How bout we don't?
and dipped off ....
thinking you winning....but you just fell for the okey doke
..there were 2 times i got close
...for like the next min and half i go through a gauntlet of emotions (
)..im also 
because im wondering if im going to need ginseng pills to do what i need to do lol..she gets back on the phone and she's like " my friend is tired and not in the mood to do anything"..had me like 
..now if i knew better i would have told her i was coming through anyway and try to make something happen myself but i didnt lol
...then she told me how she loved girl on girl porn and all that other shyt..so the next time i met up with her we hit this asian restaurant/bar..the plan was for me to sit back and let her fish for a chick to bring back to her spot..she succeeded and finding a chick...they were having some good convo and even started dancing with each other...im in full 
mode buying drinks...at the end of the night my homegirl and the chick were down for going back to her spot to chill..im like 
..unfortunate turn of events
..i mean i hit my homegirl off that night but still.
.....getting my dikk sucked at the same time by two chicks is the only reason I really want a threesome
....the actual experience to me seem like it would be akward and overated and I aint trippin if I never got to have one....so the idea of two ugly bytches really don't move me at all
...but head from two chicks at the same time I could handle two ugly chicks doin that