Threesomes with ugly brawds

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Well...I was promiscuous in my younger days and my mate is quality. Only dumb chicks get caught 'out there'. That only happens when you tell a man the truth, fukk nikkas in the same group, or hang with low quality guys who'll say anything (they fukked you) just to appear cool.
So your mate doesn't know you got trained :to:

These women so demonic :demonic:
 

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:russ: You are a funny poster

Yes, you can trick a guy into thinking your are a upstanding woman with a low body count, then sure you can get a quality man. I am talking bout with cards being on the table. If guys know your history (yes you specifically), you would have trouble finding a quality mate.
breh she looks like a wilderbeast... she prolly got trained by two dudes who work comic book stores with pimples on their back
 

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One day I bagged this chick on delancey.. well she bagged me...and she's with her hideously ugly friend and they was like "TAG TEAM" and high -fived each other.... I declined.. only hit the decent looking one.
 

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This answer is for you breh :beli:



My nikkas...I been trying to have a threesome for some time now... like seriously .. some TIME.
And my response to the thread is...
YES THE HELL I WOULD!!!
Seems like the ONLY women who do that shyt are in pornos.
I've literally heard it all...

"Oh i have to be in a relationship with my man to do it" - bullshyt ho because if you were you would just get jealous and cock block (my ex did that still hate her for it)
"Oh im down you have to find the other girl" *shows her pics of other girls from all ranges of attractiveness* "none of those girls are my type." :beli: :beli:
"Oh why do you want to have a threesome? Am i not enough for you?" -- Ho its not about whether you are not enough for me AT ALL what kind of shyt? :wtf: :wtf:
"I've already done it before.." .... me: ok so find the girl you did it with and holla at me.... her: "No... im not cool with her no more."
"Ok im down." Me: find the girl then .... her: "ok" .... *waits for months and never hears anything back"

I know this fat ugly broad (cool peoples really cool peoples) and i was like fukk it i was trying to get her to do it cuz she has done it like THREE times :wtf: and i been in this search for years... im like WHO THE FUKK is getting down with this hog bro....
She says "my boy invited me to his house and the other girls be there." And it just happens.
So i went on Okcupid and met a random bytch who was also ugly who said she was down ..... of course i tried to link them up and when shawty saw the other chick she hit the :whoa: and dipped off ....

:to:

The search continues ....
:dead: This shyt is hilarious b:laff::laff:
 

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Possibly .... i've considered it with two hefty broads once...............but its going to be a foursome though ................................. the homie Jack is going to be there
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Everyone should say HELL YES.

I had one w a cute chick and a ugly chick.... the ugly chick was maddd freaky...
It's not like ur gonna wife these smuts.. I wish I coulda replaced the 8/9.... with another 5/6. Experience would have probably been better.


Especially a busted chick w a nice body...
 
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